TMZ:   Jennifer Lopez is a very expensive birthday guest! 

PopSugar:  Ugggg, Britney crazypants Spears is turning into some country concoction 

PEOPLE:  Meg Ryan reveals her feelings about her adopted daughter Daisy

HollywoodTuna:  Scarlett Johansson & her lady pillows do SNL

PageSix:  Chevy Chase puts the finger on his parents 

Filmsy:  For some odd reason Quentin Tarantino’s Death Proof gets nominated for top Cannes prize  

HollyScoop:  Because they must get paid a lot, the ladies help Jack Nicholson celebrate his 70th birthday

Us Weekly:  Never you fear, Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt still loving each other & looking better than us, dammit!