Posted by Allison as Paris Hilton Needs Her Own Category at 8:40 AM UTC on Jun, 08 2006
Oh, Paris- that thoughtful, conscientious, delicate & lovely lady is so misunderstood.Â Did I hear someone say ‘Not!’?Â
While visiting her latest prey, Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart, Paris Hilton seems to be admitting her mental handicap for the first time.Â According to the residents of theÂ exclusive apartment complex where Leinart resides, the pea-brained & mentally afflicted heiress thoughtlessly parks into handicapped spaces whenever she visits.Â
I feel like this is the first sign of recovery for Paris.Â First you have to realize that you do have a problem & then face it.Â And with Barbie purse in hand & pettiness on her sleeve, Paris Hilton will overcome her mental handicap, by golly.Â Or I’m not Brad Pitt.
At a press conference today in Swakopmund, Namibia, Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt denied rumors that they planed to marry following the birth of their daughter Shiloh Nouvel last month.Â Instead the couple insist on concentrating & being committed to raising their three children.Â This was the couple’s first public appearance since the birth of their daughter.Â And man, has Jolie already lost a ton of baby weight, that bitch.
Jolie stated, “There is nothing in the air. The focus is the kids, and we are obviously extremely committed to the children and as parents together.
“So that kind of says it for us, and to have a ceremony on top of it is nothing.”
Speaking to Namibia natives Pitt said, “We have been able to have a very special, peaceful time for our family here, exploring your country and more importantly helping with the delivery of our daughter Shiloh. So for that we are eternally grateful.”
The Jolie-Pitt tribe are planning to leave Namibia in the coming days after their two month stay in the African country.Â I’m seeing a new tourist t-shirt for the area:Â ‘My parents went to Namibia (the place where Angelina JolieÂ gave birth to Brad Pitt’s love child) & all I got was this lousy t-shirt’.
Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim has acquired all 45 half-hour episodes, along with Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special.Â Starting July 10, you will be able to see the show Monday-Thursday at 11pm.Â
Pee-Wee’s Playhouse has not been aired since theÂ original 1986-1991 run on CBS’s Saturday morning lineup.Â Â Pee-Wee Herman’s alter ego Paul Reubens careerÂ plummeted in 1991 when he was famously arrested for indecent exposure in a Florida porn theater.Â We’ve come along way since then, with Charlie Sheen receiving just a small slap on the wrist for his many irksome indiscretions.Â
“I’d say this was a dream come true, but I never dared to dream the Playhouse would join Adult Swim’s amazing lineup of cool shows!” Reubens said. “Well, maybe I did dream of it a couple of times. OK, it’s a dream come true!”
Pee-Wee’s PlayhouseÂ amazed kids & adults alike &Â won a mouth-gaping 22 Emmys throughout its airing.Â I fell in love with Pee-Wee in 1987 & a complete DVD box set was released in 2004.Â
Just another reason for me to love Adult Swim.Â Alongside Futurama, Family Guy & American Dad, where could you go wrong?Â It’s good to have the Pee-Wee back.
Posted by Allison as Celebrity Babies at 12:35 PM UTC on Jun, 06 2006
Say your first, or second,Â hello to Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.
They look the proud parents, Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt.Â I wonder what Maddox & Zahara make of the new addition.Â
Thanks to Celebitchy for the pic.
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Amid reports that Dave Grohl suffered a fatal accident, the one & only has stepped forth to say that he’s still alive & well.
The Foo Fighters frontman’s wife Jordyn startedÂ receiving condolence calls after severalÂ websites reported that Grohl hadÂ died.
Grohl says, “I got a phone message from a friend saying, ‘Er, I guess . . . Jordyn, this is maybe for you. I’m so sorry to hear what happened.Â They were leaving a message on my cell phone saying, ‘I’m sorry Dave died.’”
“I guess I’ve finally graduated to the status of being an Internet rumor. It weirded me out a bit, but it’s stupid. I’m like a cockroach. Don’t worry. I’ll be around for a long time.”
Posted by Allison as Career Moves, Conscience & Morality Tales, Scientology, Tom Cruise- Only a Matter of Time Before He Kills Me at 1:34 PM UTC on Jun, 05 2006
The new racing team, dubbed ‘Ignite Your Potential’ (barf!), will tour the NASCAR circuit with driver Kenton Gray.Â Thankfully a Dianetics, inspired by the book written by founder L. Ron Hubbard, Racing Website is being set up for fans.Â Whew!Â I was worried that I wouldn’t be able to share in this new Scientology glory.Â
Driver Gray credits Hubbard’s work with making him a good driver saying, â€œItâ€™s markedly improved my focus and my consistency.Â Through â€˜Dianeticsâ€™ Iâ€™ve handled stress and increased my performance and ability to competeâ€”both on the track and in life.â€
An unidentified source stated the reason behind the NASCAR move by stating, â€œScientology makes a point of recruiting celebrities as a part of itâ€™s marketing appeal.Â If this is another marketing appeal â€” reaching out to the NASCAR crowd â€” itâ€™s brilliant.â€
Yep, aliens & demons usually are pretty smart cats.
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Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah!
For the Britney Spears’ omnipotent reigneth!
Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah!
For theÂ Britney Spears has come to her damn senses!
The pregnant pop diva allegedly signedÂ legal documents after consulting with lawyers about ending her marriage with K-Fed.Â About damn time.Â You know one kid, another on the way & an unsuccessful marriage under her belt by 24-years-old is a true feat.
A source told the British press, “It’s a stressful time. Britney has already started seeing lawyers about splitting with Kevin.
“She is serious about it. She knows she has to get things moving.”
We’ve all been suspecting this divorce for awhile, especially since the whole being-kicked-to-the-basement thing.Â And with last week’s post on Britney Spears’ website, it was only a matter of time.Â
Spears posted a poem entitled ‘Remembrance Of Who I Am’ as well as a photo of her giving the bird on her website last week.Â The poem describes Spears feeling tied down in “chains” & poses the question, to Federline supposedly, “How do you stand sleeping at night?”
The heart-felt poem continues with feeling of beingÂ ”manipulated” and “swallowed” &Â mentions “the sins of the Father”.
Hopefully, it’s finally over.Â We can forever put this K-Fed behind us & look forward to embracing the old & attractive Britney Spears.Â I’m thinking she’s going to be hotter than ever with the breakup.Â Just look what Nick Lachey & Beck’s albums did after their own heartbreak & disappointments.Â Yep, I’m thinking the “I’m Back & Reinvented Tour” should be the title of Spears’ reappearance.
Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 12:39 PM UTC on Jun, 02 2006
Well, normally when we hear of folks impregnating other folks, we’re not privy to the spectacle.Â ButÂ illusionist David Copperfield is changing all that byÂ stating thatÂ he will indeedÂ impregnate a willing female participant onstage in Germany.
Ha!Â That David Blaine & hisÂ fish tank are nothing compared with live sex.Â What?Â No real, live sex?Â What the hell?Â
Copperfield explains himself, “There is a great deal of new territory to conquer. I’m going to make a girl pregnant. Naturally there will be no sex.
“Everybody will be happy about it, but I’m not telling you any more.”
I would be more happy with sex, but you have me interested, Copperfield.Â Very interested.Â
In a move to promote his new movie The Break-Up as well as to prove to us that he’s worthy of Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn filled in for TV host Regis Philbin this morningÂ onÂ Live withÂ Regis & Kathy.
The Swingers star co-hosted the show alongside Kelly Ripa interviewing guests, engaging in idle chit-chat & of course, giving away prizes.Â
It looked like Ripa was going to jump Vaughn’s bones as she said, “I can’t believe I’m sitting here next to a bona fide movie star. Now I can play footsie with you under the desk and no one can see!
“I thought for sure one of the producers must have had nude photos of you somewhere. I was like, ‘Wow! How did we get him?’”
Posted by Allison as Career Moves, Scientology, Tom Cruise- Only a Matter of Time Before He Kills Me at 1:09 PM UTC on Jun, 01 2006
HolmesÂ apparently met McPheeÂ at the Los Angeles Church of Scientology (boo!), where the singer was taking courses with her boyfriend (double boo!).Â AfterÂ meeting Katharine, KatieÂ becameÂ a fanÂ of the singer &Â when McPheeÂ lost the Idol crown to Taylor Hicks last week, the couple gotÂ in touch and requested her to perform at their wedding ceremony.Â Â
A close friend stated, “Tom and Katie have become Katharine’s biggest fans. They think she’s destined to become a singing legend.”
Tom & Katie are not the only ones showing interest, reportedly Steven Spielberg has set a meeting with McPhee to talk about her future as an actress.Â
You know, it’s nice that there are American Idols out there that help boost the talented people to stardom.Â It just sucks when the screw it all up with that damn Scientology bit.
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Playboy pimp HughÂ Hefner wantsÂ to strip Angelina Jolie down for his playful magazine once the actress has lost weight from giving birth to her & Brad Pitt’s baby Shiloh Nouvel.Â Â
The recently turnedÂ 80-year-old tycoon is anxious to tempt the vixen into sharing her body with fans around the world.Â Are you excited as a lark & cannot contain yourself dur to the anticipation- well then enjoy this shot & try to hold on.
Hugh suggests, “I’m hoping to bump into Angelina Jolie to get her to do Playboy after she’s had the baby.”
Hefner is a busy 80-year-old as he’s also planning a movie about his life.Â Who would be best suited to play the Playboy pioneer?Â Pee Wee Herman?Â Philip Seymour Hoffman?Â Jack Black?Â Well, it looks like Hugh has made his personal choice with another Hugh.
Hefner is desperate to cast X-Men star Hugh Jackman in his biopic film about his life and the adult entertainment industry.Â
Hefner says, “I’d love Hugh to play me.”
In reality, the two Hughs couldn’t be more different.Â Hefner resides at the Playboy mansion with three younger girlfriends while Jackman, 37, seems happily married with two adopted children.Â
Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 12:05 PM UTC on May, 31 2006
Michelle Rodriguez is free & so are well, unless you’re French.Â Rodriguez has been released from prison after serving just hours of her 60-day drunk driving sentence.Â Michelle celebrated by getting drunk & driving, I imagine.
The Lost star checked herself into a Los Angeles jail last Thursday only to be released after just 4 hours & 27 minutes behind bars.Â I guess she was as annoying there as she is in the reality TV world and they decided to do themselves a favor.Â Apparently the quick release was due to overcrowding & budget problems in the Los Angeles jail system.
Well if Michelle lives up to her word, the US is done with her as she is with us.Â Before reporting to jail Rodriguez told the press, “I’m moving to France… People don’t bother you there. I do what I got to do and then I leave the country and never come back.”
She’s moving a little slow on her promise, I’d have to say, as she was spotted ringside at the Ultimate Fighting Championship in LA Saturday.
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The blissful couple announced their happy news atÂ Cannes where the director’s latest film, Marie Antoinette premiered & received boosÂ last week.Â
The new beau Thomas Mars is not widely known in the US, but his French pop-rock band Phoenix is hoping to spread their fame past Europe.Â Sofia tried to give him a leg-up in the States by using his song Too Young for the soundtrack of her acclaimed Lost in Translation.
Sofia Coppola was married for four years toÂ Adaptation director Spike Jonze. The couple divorced in 2003 & had no children together.Â You know I thought that would be the perfect marriage- two immenselyÂ inventive & intelligent directors living a life of love & creativity-driven bliss.Â But I guess Sofia prefers a little more rock ‘n roll in her life.