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Katie Holmes & Victoria Posh Beckham Sighting Pictures

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Katie Holmes & pal Victoria Posh Beckham were spotted walking the streets of Paris.  I love Katie’s jacket & her new non-pregnant look is amazing. 

I guys the girls are getting together more so Katie can be prepared to play the part of Posh in the upcoming David Beckham biopic.

Thanks to PopSugar for the pics.

 

Queen Latifah NYC Book Signing Pictures

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Queen Latifah was in NYC this morning signing copies of her newly released children’s book Queen of the Scene.  At Barnes and Noble in NYC the Queen bent over & showed us all her goods for the sake of good reading.

I wonder how much of this book was her actual idea, or more of those around her?  What do you think? 

You know, everyone is out there writing & signing books.  Maybe I should write one.  Or maybe I should just sign other people’s books & pretend that I wrote them.  Yep, much better idea.

Dirty Old Man Jack Nicholson Bedridden & Put Up Wet

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Jack Nicholson is apparently bedridden after straining his neck last week right after taking model Paz de la Huerta to the NYC premiere of The Departed.

Translation:  Dirty old Viagra Jack rode Paz a little bit too hard, yelled & craned his neck at just the right time & was bedridden & put up wet because the old man can’t take a good bed beating.

Celebrific Out Friday

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We here at Celebrific will be out Friday gallivanting around the Southern city of Atlanta.  We promise to bring back any & all celebrity info and pictures, although it may just be of Daffy Duck.

We will see you back here bright & early Monday, until then may your weekend be better than Paris Hilton’s sense of ladylike behavior.

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Eva Longoria Flies to France to be with Tony Parker

tony-eva-10-5-2006.jpgColor me confused.  Apparently Eva Longoria is flying to France (quite a long trip) to be with her possible ex-beau Tony Parker once again.

Amidst the flirting & dancing with busty blondes, allowing your publicists to make comments that your relationship is in ”a difficult time” and going out with other men, I am twirling about in confusion.

Maybe once you have Belgian, you never go back?

To refresh, Eva’s publicist stated that Longoria & Parker’s relationship was going through ”a difficult time.”

Parker stated earlier this week, ”Everything’s fine. A couple stuff happened, but that’s nothing. Everything is fine.”

A couple stuff happened, meaning a couple of blondes?

Well, we’ll keep an eye on these two & report back with any more juicy details.

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Anna Nicole Smith & Larry Birkhead Paternity Update

larry-birkhead-10-5-2006.bmpNow that we’ve seen the semi-marriage ceremony of Anna Nicole Smith & Howard K. Stern pictures, let’s move on to the gory Larry Birkhead paternity details.

In court yesterday, a Los Angeles Superior Court Judge refused to grant an immediate order for Anna Nicole & her baby daughter DanniLynn Hope to return to the U.S. from the Bahamas.

Larry Birkhead, one of two possible fathers of DanniLynn, is requesting a paternity test to determine who the father truly is.  Birkhead’s attorney Debra Opri is also requesting that Smith be ordered to submit to a drug test. 

Well, that’s not a lot to ask:  relent to have your child’s paternity determined & see if you’re on crack.  I’m sure Anna Nicole will come flying back to the States to participate in that farce.

Directly after the hearing, Opri addressed Anna at a press conference, “Anna, I am talking to you directly now and I want you to listen to me and I want you to hear what I have to tell you.

“If you are so certain that Larry Birkhead is not the father, then you have nothing, absolutely nothing to lose by submitting to this jurisdiction and allowing a paternity test.”

Smith’s semi-husband & longtime lawyer, Howard K. Stern says that he is the baby’s papa.

My, oh my. 

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Nicole Richie & Brody Jenner MySpace Comments

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Nicole Richie made comments regarding her recent break-up with Brody Jenner on her MySpace page Wednesday.  Here she is now…
 
“Relationship? I know there are rumors regarding my “breakup” with Brody Jenner. The truth is, we were never really together. We hung out, and he’s a nice guy, but my heart was never in it. Anything further is just a cry for publicity.”

Hmmm, interesting.  However, I didn’t get that from the girl’s rep who stated, “Nicole and Brody are no longer dating but remain close friends.”

Maybe I just don’t get Hollywood relationships.  What do you think?
 

The Celebrific Lowdown

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Celebitchy:   Always worth a visit

Gossip or Truth:  Kylie Minogue is a princess

I’m Not Obsessed:  J Lo up close & personal pictures

Mollygood:  Rosie O’Donnell sex, yuck

PopSugar:  Reese Witherspoon yoga pictures

Yeeeah:  The head case of Penelope Cruz

Bastardly:  Katie Holmes high resolution pictures

Glitterati Gossip:   The Shanna vs Paris update

Egotastic:  Are Rachel & Adam finished?

Perez Hilton:  Matt’s back & in fine form

IDLYITW:  Alicia Keys vacation pictures

Just Jared:  Madonna orphanage pictures

Hollywood Tuna:  Hilary Duff on horseback

PITNB:  K-Fed comes home, damn….

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Kim Basinger in Contempt with Alec Baldwin Custody Case

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Alec Baldwin had estranged wife Kim Basinger charged with contempt of court Wednesday.  Baldwin stated that she was defying court orders in the dreary custody battle over their 10-year-old daughter Ireland.

Baldwin claims that Basinger violated his visitation rights by not allowing him to speak with Ireland and has failed to let Alec know when she it out of town so he could keep his daughter at his house.
 
Basinger pleaded not guilty to the contempt of court charge.  This case has been going on forever, I do wish they could work out their differences already.  Baldwin & Basinger divorced in 2002 after nine years of marriage.

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Jessica Simpson TRL Pictures

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Bradley Cooper & Jennifer Esposito Engaged

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Wedding Crashers star Bradley Cooper & Crash actress Jennifer Esposito have gone & gotten themselves engaged to one another.  Who even knew they were dating?

31-year-old Cooper & 34-year-old Esposito have kept their romance very low profile and even went so far as to deny their involvement.  But now it looks like the cat is out of the bag.

Congrats to the happy pair, may they last a little longer than Nicole & Brody.
 

Anna Nicole Smith & Howard K. Stern Wedding Pictures

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Nicole Richie & Brody Jenner Break-Up

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After two months of dating & god knows what else, Nicole Richie & Brody Jenner have gone their separate ways, spilt, broken up.

Richie’s rep confirms the news, stating, ”Nicole and Brody are no longer dating but remain close friends.”

A source indicates that 25-year-old Richie initiated the break-up Wednesday at her Malibu home.
 
The source states, “Nicole just wants to be single right now.” 

“She felt it was a mistake to jump into a relationship so soon after her breakup with AM.”
 
Richie & Adam “DJ AM” Goldstein parted in May after a nine-month engagement.

She does seem to go through her men like hot cakes.

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Couples Cindy Crawford & hubby Randy Gerber and Pamela Anderson & her thrice-married husband Kid Rock went on a double date at the Rolling Stone fete.

Kind of an unlikely pair & I can even imagine Kid Rock saying, “Cindy Crawford & Randy?  Do we have to, Pam?”

But the couples may be pals as Crawford and Gerber attended the Saint-Tropez leg of Anderson and Kid Rock’s wedding tour.

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Eva Longoria Sighting Pictures

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Eva Longoria is spotted looking a little rough & ragged out buying the latest papers.  My guess, she flips automatically to the entertainment sections, sees if she’s in there, devours any talk of her & ex-beau Tony Parker & throws away the rest.  The girl does so love herself & her drama.

What do you think?

Ryan Phillippe’s Future Plans Include Smoking Weed

ryan-reese-10-4-2003.jpgFlags of our Fathers star Ryan Phillippe has his vices:  lovely ladies, booze & smoking up.  When wife Reese Witherspoon won a Golden Globe back in January for her performance in Walk the Line, Phillippe jumped up & down while yelling & pumped his fists into the air.  And now, by golly, I think we may know why.

As usual, Rolling Stone always gets the goods.  In a recent interview Ryan stated, ”At the Golden Globes I was plastered!” 

Shirley MacLaine and I drank like crazy, just putting away bottles of wine and making fun of everyone.”

When asked about his plans for the future, the actor revealed, ”The ultimate 20-year plan is to be living in the Caribbean, writing, living off the land, eating from the ocean and probably smoking herb.”

That’s cute, but somehow I can’t picture that from someone married to Reese.  What do you think?

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Madonna Adopts Baby Boy in Malawi

madonna-adopts-10-4-2006.jpgThe queen of pop has a new baby, a baby boy to be exact.  Madonna did indeed adopt a baby in the African country Malawi on Wednesday.  There were rumors abounding about this news prior, but the adoption has been confirmed.

43-year-old Madonna arrived with her entourage in the Malawian capital Lilongwe early Wednesday by private plane & were quickly whisked away to an undisclosed location in a fleet of cars.
 
Reportedly Madonna chose a one-year-old orphan amoung 12 of the children selected prior to her arrival.  Malawi has countless children orphaned by the AIDS epidemic.
 
A government spokeswoman stated, ”She asked us to identify boys only, which we have done after visiting four orphanages in Lilongwe.”  Originally Madonna had wanted to adopt a girl, but changed her mind two weeks ago.

Malawi has a ban on non-resident adoptions, but lifted the ban for the queen of pop.
 
The newly adopted child will join her other two children Lourdes, 8 & her son Rocco, 6.

I would have the dreadfulest time picking out only one child to adopt, I would want to adopt all 12.

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Larry Birkhead, one of two men claiming paternity on Anna Nicole Smith’s newborn baby, was snapped outside of Toys ‘R Us in NYC September 26. 

The photojournalist has claimed that he, not Anna Nicole’s lawyer & semi-husband Howard K. Stern, is the father of Dannilynn Hope.  Birkhead recently filed a paternity suit in order to establish that he is the real father, not Stern.

But I have to say, isn’t it a little early to start buying pink bears?

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Maggie Gyllenhaal gave birth Tuesday at 8pm in a NY-area hospital.  Maggie gave birth two weeks before he due date, but both mother & baby are doing well.

This is the first child for 28-year-old Maggie & 35-year-old fiance Peter Sarsgaard.  The proud parents named the little girl Ramona, I think a fitting name for the couple’s child.

Congrats to the happy couple & looking forward to baby Ramona pictures!

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