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Shanna Moakler Divorce Party Invitation

shanna-moakler-divorce-party-11-3-2006.jpgMeet the Barkers Shanna Moakler is throwing herself a divorce party today at the Bellagio in Las Vegas.  Moakler & Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker separated in August and have been battling the divorce front ever since.

Barker was forwarded the divorce party invitation and left a rather nasty little message on his MySpace page.

“SOMEBODY SENT A MESSAGE AND A FLYER WAS ATTATCHED (I POSTED IT BELOW). SHANNA IS HAVING A DIVORCE PARTY FOR HERSELF IN CELEBRATION OF OUR FAILED MARRIAGE APPARENTLY….. THIS IS THE SAME WIFE THAT EMAILED ME TO TELL ME SHE WOULD BE SLEEPING WITH HER NEW BOYFRIEND IN MY BED THE DAY OF OUR ANNIVERSARY 2 DAYS AGO SO THIS DOESN’T COME AS A SHOCK. AND THE SAME PERSON WHO IS MAKING “I LOVE SHANNA” SHIRTS FOR PEOPLE TO BUY, IN SUPPORT OF ALL THIS AND PLAYING THE VICTIM, IT SADDENS ME PEOPLE AND EVEN BRINGS ON THE URGE TO PUKE, HOPE IT DOES YOU AS WELL. IM GONNA SAY A LONG PRAYER FOR HER, SHE NEEDS IT. THERE ISN’T A PART OF SHANNA AND I AND THE FACT OUR MARRIAGE FAILED THAT I COULD BE CELEBRATING OR HAPPY ABOUT EVEN AFTER ALL OF THIS TIME IT WAS OUR FAMILY…IT WAS ALL WE HAD……I MEAN A PARTY??? WHAT DOESN’T KILL ME MAKES ME STRONGER:) GOODNIGHT AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH U….STAR WARS IS ON AND THIS IS NOW IN THE PAST. HOPE SHANNA’S PARTY IS EVERYTHING SHE COULD HOPE 4.”

Hmmm, those are some strong words for a gentleman who was seen making out with Paris Hilton at the Playboy Halloween party (see picture) just yards away from Shanna. 

Who would have thunk it that Travis Barker would be lecturing on the sensitivities of matters of the heart.

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‘CSI’ Sofia Milos Pictures

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OK, now really, do we need a reason to show a picture of CSI‘s Sofia Milos in a wife-beater?  I think not.

The Latin beauty was spotted Wednesday at Christo’s Fifth Ave. in NYC.  All I can say is that the woman makes even a wife-beater look good.  Damn her.

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Marc Anthony & Jennifer Lopez Celebrate Ricky Martin

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Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez & unknown guest (who I like to think of as Cousin Jimmy the Snake) celebrate the man, the myth, the legend- Ricky Martin.

Everyone gathered around Ricky on Wednesday to toast the man that was named 2006 Latin Recording Academy Person of The Year, notice the award didn’t include the title ‘Best Singer’.

The big party took place in New York City’s Sheraton Hotel last night.  J Lo is looking quite lovely in a little red number, while Marc Anthony is looking as ugly as usual.  Ricky, on the other hand, is looking just as jovial as he always does.  Congrats to the 2006 Latin Recording Academy Person of The Year!

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There’s trouble in Hollywood.  With Reese Witherspoon & Ryan Phillippe separating, the stakes are pretty high.  When the couple married in 1999, they forgo-ed the ubiquitous prenuptial agreement. 

The financial blow will be for 30-year-old Witherspoon who surpassed Julia Roberts earlier this year as the highest paid actress in Hollywood.  Reese makes about $29 million a movie, while 32-year-old Ryan makes a piddly $2.5 million per film.

Ryan will be reaping the benefits as under California law, without your safety-net prenup, earnings are divided up 50/50.  Ouch!  But then again, with all this talk of Ryan’s infidelity, maybe Reese will be able to screw him nonetheless, ’cause it looks like he’s done his fair share of screwing this year.

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Reese Witherspoon & Ryan Phillippe Separate & Divide

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Poor Reese Witherspoon, she looks so deflated, unhappy & angry all at the same time in these new Flags of Our Fathers premiere pictures.  The news of Witherspoon & Phillippe separating after seven years of marriage has everyone talking about why.

With all these rumors circulating about Ryan cheating on the Southern star, no wonder the kid has her chin down.  Poor Reese, chin up.

Back in 2004, Reese gave some insight into her & Phillippe’s relationship, “We’re still trying to figure out the mystery of marriage.”

“It isn’t one happy joy-ride, and I so admire couples who’ve been together forever. Ryan and I were practically babies when we met, and then we were having babies. But we’ve matured a lot. I’ve become less judgmental and more understanding. He helps me find the good in people and the best parts of myself, and we’ve really discovered balance.”

And now they’ve discovered divorce.  One more down the drain.

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The Celebrific Lowdow

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Celebitchy:   Did Angelina Jolie stiff a Cambodian charity?

Bastardly:   Tiffany Lang body paint- hot?

Perez Hilton:   Pamela Anderson is not wearing well

I’m Not Obsessed:   Build your own celebrity

Gossip or Truth:   Why, oh, why did Reese Witherspoon & Ryan Phillippe split?

Yeeeah:   Paris & Shanna play nice

Glitterati Gossip:   Celeb zodiacs

Hollywood Tuna:   Jessica Simpson, not reliably hot

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Jessica Simpson Heads for Dollywood

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Jessica Simpson is getting all packed up & heading for the Tennessee hills.  Simpson will be joining Dolly Parton at the country singer’s theme park, Dollywood.  The two blondes are set to make a special appearance together at the park & even perform side by side.

Dolly reveals, “Jessica is going to come up to Dollywood, and we’re going to do something real soon.”

Parton feels that many folks overlook Jessica’s talent, “All they see is this great-looking blonde girl, but she’s got a great voice – and the heartache and pain to throw into songs.”

It looks like Dolly’s just trying to back a girl up.

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Kate Moss & Pete Doherty Halloween Pictures

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Supermodel & now designer Kate Moss seems to still be losing her mind as she insists on being junkie Pete Doherty’s girlfriend, and maybe soon- his wife.

Pete & Kate were spotted sporting some indignant looks & Halloween garb as they attended an unknown shindig.  The two are rumored to be getting married sometime in the very near future & are threatening the public with the prospect of offspring, a prospect that makes every warm-blooded person very, very afraid.

The Celebrific Lowdown

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Celebitchy:   Come see Owen Wilson’s bare, naked ass

Bastardly:   Struggling with a Halloween costume?  Why not try on Christina?

Perez Hilton:   Share hotels with Victoria Posh Beckham

I’m Not Obsessed:   Carmen Electra sports a skull scarf & I know you’re jealous

Gossip or Truth:   Ooooo, bad taste- Steve Irwin Halloween costume

Yeeeah:   Is Evangeline Lilly a les?

Glitterati Gossip:   Who is the most believable vampire?

Hollywood Tuna:  Hilary Duff is still ugly on Halloween 

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Now that the news has been affirmed that Reese & Ryan are over, now we are left asking ourselves why.  And don’t you know the rumor mill is already a-churning out some juicy ones.  The word on the street is that Ryan Phillippe cheated on wife Reese Witherspoon with several blondes while on location for Flags of Our Fathers.

I have more hope for Ryan than this, but that’s where the evidence is pointing as of right now.  Oh, Ryan, you little cheeky bastard. 

What do you think, did Ryan diss the Reese for some dumb blondes along the road?

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Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie left the kids behind for a romantic weekend at the Taj Lake Palace hotel in Udaipur, India.  The two were seen Saturday taking in the sights, as we took in the sights of the infamous couple.

Pitt & Jolie are still in the region filming A Mighty Heart, a film based on the memoirs of Mariane Pearl, the widow of kidnapped & slain journalist Daniel Pearl.

From this picture it looks like the role of Brad Pitt is being played by Angelina Jolie, as Pitt is usually shown behind Jolie with arms around the vixen.  Well, variety is the spice of life.

Naked Jessica Alba Having Sex with Boyfriend?

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Well, we can’t be absolutely positive about what’s going on in this picture, besides being completely annoyed that we can’t see more of Jessica Alba.  But doesn’t it look like Alba is getting her rocks off with her boyfriend?

Alba just may be having sex right before our very eyes, it certainly does not look like the sexy actress has any bikini bottoms on.  What do you think, did Alba go for in the waters of some unknown location?
 

Julia Roberts & Family Spotted in Morocco

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39-year-old Julia Roberts was spotted Sunday on the shores of Essaouira, Morocco with her husband Danny Moder along with their 23-month-old twins Finn & Hazel (not pictured). 

Roberts is on location in Morocco filming political drama Charlie Wilson’s War.  Roberts looks fantastic & happy and I can tell you that Julia made a good choice leaving celeb husband behind & choosing the muscular grip Moder.  What do you think?  He’s way better than Lyle Lovett anyway.

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Reese Witherspoon & Ryan Phillippe Separate, Will Divorce

ryan-phillippe-reese-witherspoon-separate-10-30-2006.jpgWell, it’s finally be confirmed.  One of the most adorable couples Hollywood has ever seen is calling it quits.  Reese Witherspoon & Ryan Phillippe have decided to separate after seven years of marriage & two children.  

A rep for the couple stated, “We are saddened to announce that Reese and Ryan have decided to formally separate.”

“They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time.” TMZ.com first reported the couple’s split.

30-year-old Witherspoon & 32-year-old Phillippe have two children together, Ava, 7 & Deacon, 3.  The couple met when a mutual friend brought Ryan to Witherspoon’s 21st birthday party.  Two years later, after the two co-starred in Cruel Intentions, Phillippe proposed to the New Orleans native; they married in June of 1999 & had Ava three months later.  So this getting pregnant before marriage thing is really catching on.  Maybe I should give it a go. 

You know, I thought (despite the rumors) that Reese & Ryan were doing so well.  It just goes to show you that the divorce bug can bite just about anyone.

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Paris Hilton & Stavros Niarchos Halloween Pictures

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What the Hell Happened to Sheryl Crow Pictures

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OK, Sheryl, we’ve all had enough of this crazy joke.  You’ve been stringing us along for quite a while now, and it’s just simply not funny anymore.  Enough with the terrible tanning & painfully hard nipple look that goes quite well with the I’m-totally-cracked-up look you’ve got going on.  Jeez, enough already!

Sheryl Crow was spotted looking terrible out & about the other day.  What has happened to the lady?  She was a cute with the teddy bear John Mayer & even ported that bikini on tour.  I think there needs to be some sort of intervention.  Sheryl, not funny anymore!

Madonna & Family with Adopted Baby David Banda Pictures

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Goodbye Ryan Phillippe & Reese Witherspoon Montage

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The Celebrific Lowdown

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Celebitchy:  Madonna on Oprah video

Bastardly:   Boobies or the armpit?  Boobies or the armpit?  I just cant deicde!

Perez Hilton:   Crazies Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes spotting

I’m Not Obsessed:  Jessica Simpson plays promoter

Gossip or Truth:   Borat’s UK premiere video

Yeeeah:   Ashlee & Jessica Simpson do the Brits

Glitterati Gossip:  What is Chloe wearing?

Hollywood Tuna:   Avril drunk & showing off those panties, I know you wanna check it out

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