I’ve already commented on her skinny behind, but now there is something even more important that I need to bring up. I think she really is an alien because if you look closely around her belly button she has two nipples. For all you math majors out there that means she has four nipples total like an alien would.
Another theory I have is that she was abducted by aliens and to better the human race they implanted these extra nipples on her. The reason she is so skinny is because if you have four people sucking the milk out of your nipples at once, it is impossible to hold weight.
Okay, maybe that was going a bit too far, but you can’t say that you aren’t picturing that now. I certainly am. God, I need to get a life because my insanity is starting to reach epic levels. Epic levels.
Either way, she is going to marry me and if we don’t have quadruplets then I am not sure how we are going to handle the quad-nipple situation. We can work through it together because that is what couples do.
We are happy and by ‘we’ I mean me. I am happy because I actually talked about a celebrity for a whole entry without deviating into some random dribble that you don’t care about.
What? That last paragraph had nothing to do with Zoe? Of course it did because I mentioned dribble which is the pet name I have for her. Once again, don’t judge me.