Here is Jill Flint. I had never heard of her before until today when after reading my previous three entries she invited me out to brunch. Who the hell does she think she is? Hollywood knows you don’t ask MrAlmostWrong out to anything! MrAlmostWrong asks you out to brunch so don’t get it twisted miss thang.
I don’t care that you have nice nails and great toes, I can look beyond that to see your tricks. Your casual smile and flawless hair have no effect on me. You probably want me to light a fire with my tender and your Flint. I won’t fall for it.
You see silly girl, I’m a professional in this game. I have been doing this for years and for you to think you can waltz right in here and dictate who I go out to brunch with is ridiculous.
Pick me up tomorrow at 10.