Paparazzi are covering Namibia & pacing the ground like a herd of wild gray elephants withÂ exploding cameras.Â AnyÂ minute orÂ any day now Angelina Jolie will squeeze out her & Brad Pitt’sÂ baby.Â Â
Today, May 18th, is the due date but there is no sign as of yet that the little darling has arrived.Â A local newspaper quoted sources who said Jolie would be giving birth within the next two days, possibly opting for a home birth with a private jet on standby.
“Jolie… is expected to go into labor in the next 48 hours,” a local newspaper reported,Â Â under the headline “Jolie-Pitt baby expected shortly.”Â
In the most anticipated birth since Jesus,Â paparazzi andÂ Namibian locals alike are anxiously awaiting the birth of the Jolie-Pitt child.Â Someone really should bring them over some frankincense & myrrh.Â Maybe that’s what my gift basket will be….
However, some Namibia locals are frustrated with the whole situation and the trampling of privacy.Â Â
“I think it is such a big fuss, I couldn’t give a damn to be quite honest. I feel sorry for them, they should just be left alone,” said Ingrid Wheal, a local shop owner.Â