In a world that seems to have been flipped upside down, Victoria Justice looks older than Sarah Hyland, but is actually three years younger. Go figure. This is why she is the cutie of the day and not the hottie. You have to have respect for your teenagers or they won’t respect you back. You can’t be a grown man and having little teenage girls laughing at you because one time you called a 16-year old a hottie. That happened to my friend Frank and I haven’t seen the poor guys since.
In other news, why isn’t this girl the most popular actress in the world by now? I don’t know what she stars in or if she even acts, but someone needs to make her the #1 thing on the planet. Man, did I just say #1 thing like she isn’t even human? Indeed I did and if you have a problem with that go look at some Octomom bikini pics and get back to me.
Now watch what I do, I’m going to cut and paste something from my memory and you won’t even know that I didn’t write it.
Amazing huh? You don’t see anything? Then obviously you don’t know how to read mind talk. Victoria understood exactly what I wrote and plans on calling me on her 18th birthday. That is how I get my hustle and flow on. Take notes.