Well folks, I was gallivanting around my grandparent’s house on Monday & missed giving you the full scoop on crooked nosed actor Owen Wilson.
Owen was hospitalized on Sunday for undisclosed reasons (nose surgery?) & has finally released an official statement regarding this new development.
38-year-old Wilson stated, “I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time.”
A hospital spokesperson said that Owen is in “good condition” but failed to comment on the consistent rumors that the actor had tried to kill himself.
Owen, cheer up, mate. You’re always in the best movies, if you look over that Jackie Chan work anyway, and we love those blonde curls of yours. Chin up & get better soon!