â€œI donâ€™t shower enough. My natural smell is rather musky.â€
â€œCoco Mademoiselle is the first womenâ€™s perfume Iâ€™ve ever worn. I need something clean.â€
“I went to the doctor to be checked out and asked him what I could do to put on weight. He told me that for someone of my body type to get to a size 12, I would have to eat a lot of shit food, stop exercising and drink loads.
“Basically, my body type is naturally thin. There is nothing I can do about it.”
It’s okay, Keira, we like you just the way you are!
I’m thinking thatÂ teen queen Lindsay Lohan just isn’t a big enough star to start backing out of movies,Â but it looks like LL has other ideas about that one.
According to Lohan’s rep, theÂ “actress” has dropped out of the Keira KnightleyÂ film The Best Times of OurÂ Lives, which actually looked rather cute.Â Lindsay supposedly walked away from the project afterÂ her people & the producers of the movie were unable to sign an agreeable contract.Â
So, it looks to me like the teen queen was probably demanding a little too much for the film’s producers.Â LL is just getting a little too big for her britches these days, don’t you agree?
Enjoy this advance photo of Lindsay gracing the upcoming cover of Nylon magazine.
Did youÂ wake up this Monday morning knowing it was special somehow?Â Well,Â now you know why!Â
According to a report in the UK’s Sun, the comic was printed by Sinful Comics in the U.S. of A.Â The comic features a very sexy Keira being seduced by likewise sexy Johnny & Orlando.Â Disney, who is the company behind the Pirates movies, is reportedly furious & plans on taking legal action, right after they finish “reading” the issue themselves I’m sure.