I’m going to post this because I am eating a pizza. You claim that this has nothing to do with anything, but I claim that this definitely has something to do with everything. In fact, you probably know more about what type of pizza I am eating than you do of what Katie Lohmann does. She is indeed an actress and I use that term loosely because if you happened to know what she has acted in then you would understand even less about her.
She seems to be the permanent extra type of actress. Hey, you gotta follow your dream somehow right? Okay, okay she is actually more of a model than actress. She does things like the Lingerie Bowls that you pretend you don’t watch during the Super Bowl. This is the part of the program where the ladies yell at me for not posting more pics and the guys wonder how I could be so superficial. You think I have that backwards? Well I know women and I especially know women like Lohmann. I consider it my specialty.
I know it can be a shock to the system to meet someone that has a specialty that involves understanding half-clothed women like Katie, but that is how I function. I don’t know if I was born with this specialty or it was through the government testing program that all of this happened, but I don’t care.
I love donuts.