Every dog has his day, and March 27 was Matt Damon’s. He was honored at the Beverly Hilton Hotel for the “24th Annual American Cinematheque Award Presentation to Matt Damon.”
Here you have three actresses that the majority of men on planet Earth would love to get with, but it seems that none of them do anything for me in the regards that they should. Not sure if they were trying to not outshine each other, but what happened to a little friendly competition among enemies? Seriously, do any of them stand out to you as stunners? If so don’t let me know because I might be missing something here.
I won’t even bother to comment on the Biel’s dress. This woman has been a fashion disaster all year and has completely lost all sexual appeal to me. Garner is probably the best looking of the three here, which is amazing because three years ago she would’ve been the worst. Anne is just being Anne. Sometimes she has number one stunner days and other days she is plain Jane.
If you didn’t guess it already they are promoting their new movie Valentine’s Day which opened at #1 because it has over 95% of Hollywood in it apparently. Of all the movie strategies that I have heard of in my life this is probably the greatest one yet. Give everyone that you know a cameo and make sure they are in the credits and their fans will show up to see it.
I think they tried that strategy in adult movies one time and it just ended up being a complete mess. Not that I saw it or anything, I just heard the rumors on the street.
I’m not going to lie, when I see a Top 100 hottest woman list and Jennifer Garner is on it I question my own sanity because I don’t see the attraction of this woman. She has too many masculine features to me, but that is one of the reasons why many probably find her attractive.
I think Jennifer understood this and she came over and asked if I could take some photos of her myself that she felt would help show her in a new light. I must admit it might have worked. I think this is the best she has ever looked and you can thank me for it. Yes, I said you need thank me for the sexification of Jennifer Garner. I’m not a snake oil salesman or a guy that pretends to be a better than he is, I’m just a man who understands how to bring out the beauty in women. I am that good.
Now can you imagine a more irrelevantly popular Hollywood couple than Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner? I mean, based on name alone they are megastars, but really what do they do? What movies have they starred in that made a killing? They are great supporting actors, but they don’t realize it yet. Now they have kids and they settled down a bit and Ben understands the importance of being a great leading 6th man. Now Jennifer needs to understand her role and all will be right with the world.