Tired of me only mentioning Bar Refaeli and Miranda Kerr, Doutzen personally emailed me and said that she wanted me to throw her name into the hat for Celebrific model of the year for 2010 and she sent along these photos. I must admit she makes a compelling case and I would be remiss not to put her name into the hat. That gives us three competitors so far this year and it is only January so I am looking forward to seeing who else decides to jump into the ring.
However, this brings up the question of how she even got my email? I try to keep it private so these celebrity stalkers don’t bother me. They tend to pressure me into saying nice things about them because they can’t handle the negative press, but that just isn’t my style. I like to bring the real to my people and the real is usually negative. It’s a bad point of view to have you might think, but I didn’t make this world, I just control it. Egotistical? Quite possibly, but that is how you survive in this cutthroat world filled with actors, singers and models.
You can’t let them push you around because once they know they can they don’t stop. I only put Doutzen into the hat because she asked nicely and complimented me on my new haircut. Wait?! How did she know I got a new haircut?! Time to go back into the bunker, things are getting weird.