Nothing like seeing your favorite General Hospital actress staring at you with her top sliding down her shoulder. That is what I always imagined would happen to me on a Monday. I never really thought my dreams would come true, but they have. What a great gift before Valentine’s Day.
Do you think I should ask Amber if she wants to be my Valentine? You think she would say yes? I think she would. I mean she was in the Grudge 2. Did you see that movie? The first one was hard enough to watch so you can only imagine how the second one was going to be. After that pit stain of a movie you know she doesn’t have suitors lined up to take her out so I am volunteering. Of course with the sweet paycheck she earned from the movie she can take me out. We will go to a fondue place and eat bread with cheese.
That is how the fancy people do in this world and they always seem happy. Not saying I want to be fancy, I just want to be happy and I think I can be happy with Amber. A wild guess for sure, but it’s more of a guess than you ever showed. That is what separates me from you. I pretend that these celebrities read what I write and care while you just read about them and go on about your day.
Doesn’t make you special. Okay, maybe it does. Congratulations.