Zany Xenu Scientologist Tom Cruise has recently revealed that he wants toÂ keep Katie, I mean Kate, Holmes fat forever.Â The Hollywood star said he is planning onÂ having nine more kids with fiancee Holmes.Â Â
Cruise welcomed the arrival of his first biological daughter Suri (although there are no photos to confirm this phenomenon) in April & is super-excited to tellÂ us all what a happy Father’s Day he had with hisÂ new arrival & with adopted children Conner & Isabella, from hisÂ previous marriage to Nicole Kidman.Â Â
Cruise enlightened us by saying, “I always wanted to be a father. I remember my whole life, I wanted to be a father. So I’m hoping maybe I have 10 children.
“It was the best Father’s Day.”
I wonder what Katie, I mean Kate, has to say about all these imagined kids.Â Oh yeah,Â I guess she can’t do too much objecting with those restraining ropes & telepathic brain washing waves going on all the time…