While one tramp, Rachel Uchitel, denies having an affair with Tiger Woods, another steps out of the woodwork to collect her reality show paycheck. The Daily News reports that a waitress, Jamiee Grubbs, is claiming she had a 31-month affair and she has over 300 “racy” text messages to validate it. To top it off, she was a contestant on VH1’s award winning (okay I lied there) reality series, “Tool Academy.”
So let me get this straight, Tiger gets beat by his wife in an “accident”, cuts and bruises all over, one girl denies the affair so he should be off the hook, but then another steps up to take her place. Let’s not forget this guy is worth a trillion dollars and probably didn’t sign a prenuptial agreement so he is going to be worth half a trillion now.
Could you imagine if this cuts off his endorsements?
You see when you are the King of the Junglebooty you have to learn to cover your tracks. People should never cross the King, but when you marry a Lioness you have to expect bad things to happen. But then again you deserve bad things to happen when you cheat on a Swedish model.
I’m not saying Tiger cheated on his wife with these young pups, but I’m just saying he is Tiger Woods and you can’t keep a wild tiger caged.