First Dave LaChappelle gave us Alyssa Milano cooking nude and now he gives us a strange Thora Birch. It’s not like she wasn’t weird enough already, but I mean these pics put her in a new light. I’m not even sure what happened to her, but maybe having big breasts isn’t all you need to succeed in this world. I’m going to have to look up what she is up to now. Be right back.
Well apparently she is still acting, her upcoming projects include Pregnancy Pat, Cavegirl, and Crossmaglen. Those sound like winners to me. I’m not sure why she doesn’t get the role of Breastgirl in the next Batman movie. You haven’t read the comic with Breastgirl in it? She was Batman’s most horrific foe and almost ended his life by the sheer size of her breasts.
I’m not going to into detail how she almost pulled this off, but if you use your imagination you can come up with the scenario. Just think about milk, a tank filled with sharks and lots of veins showing. Wow, I made myself laugh at that one. That is the true sign of a comedian, the ability to make himself laugh without regarding the sense of humor of the crowd.
If you don’t laugh at my jokes it doesn’t bother me, in fact it only makes me stronger. Like Thora Birch against this bear. She is strong and her hair of wrath will easily defeat the vicious stuffed animal. If you are ever in trouble call TB, she will save you.