This might be ridiculous giving her this title, but she really has earned it. What does the title mean? If you have to ask you will never know is what I say.
Anyways, did you know she was born in Wyomissing? Seriously, I kid you not, that might be the coolest city name ever. It’s one of those words that when you say it people think you are mocking them and they start to get testy.
Where you from?
Why yo missing son.
WTF did you just say to me?!
Why yo missing boy.
That’s it Taylor Swift, your ass is grass!
(Begins to make out with Taylor)
That’s how we do beat downs in my town. We make out with the person and therefore all beat downs happen to women. My lips are filled with battle scars from the many scuffles I have gotten into, but when someone wants to talk the noise they gotta be able to back it up. If they can’t, well then you just have to take care of business.
Congrats Taylor on winning an award from Celebrific that has no meaning. You deserve it.