All of this according to US Magazine. I never once seen her in a pic with a man and have to question this guy even exists. I mean, who really has the name Axtmann? It seems like one of those words you would use in a Snickers commercial when you need a break to come up for an excuse as to why your neighbor’s pet llama was found dead after you got done feeding it.
After some googling there are indeed pics of the couple together. I stand corrected. He exists, but doesn’t have a brain it seems. I’m not saying a woman of Tara’s caliber isn’t a catch for some guy out there, I’m just saying she isn’t a catch in this lifetime. That was harsh and I don’t care. I want it to be Friday already and now I have to deal with the fact that Tara Reid found a soulmate before me?
Something is wrong with this picture and I don’t mean the picture above. I mean the picture of life. It’s faded and taken with a crappy camera. I need to take a new picture of life that doesn’t involve a camera with the word ‘disposable’ in it. Polaroid time. Great, Victoria Beckham took off with my polaroid after our crazy night last week.
Life is rough.