I could write about Carrie Underwood being engaged or Tila Tequila being pregnant, but to be honest I could care less. So in my quest of not caring about anything today I figured I would do a post on the one celebrity that I could care the least about and that is Tara Reid.
She did Playboy this month as a photoshopped blowup doll that just isn’t going to work out the way she intended. In fact, does anything work out the way this girl intends? Acting career? Nope. Plastic surgery? Nope. Plastic surgery? Nope. Gravity? Nope. Plastic surgery? Nope.
I’m not trying to say anything, but we lose Brittany Murphy and get to keep Tara Reid. The gods smile upon us at their own greed. Thanks gods. Yeah I said gods meaning more than one and I used a lowercase ‘g’. You don’t want to get into a religious debate with me because I will own your face so quick you will be screaming Zeus’ anus faster than a unicorn grows a horn.
Like Tara Reid will never get her stomach back type of serious and if you have seen her stomach you know that is the kind of serious you just don’t mess with.