Last week I declared that Selena Gomez was better than Miley Cyrus in every way possible. This brought up a heated discussion in the comments so I admit, my opinion was starting to sway a little bit, but then I come across these photos and I have to say Selena takes top prize from Miley this year. Miley would have to come with something strong in the next 10 days and I just don’t see it happening.
So for all of you Miley Cyrus fans out there, I’m not saying she is a bad chick, she is cool. She handles herself pretty well for the most part, I’m just saying she doesn’t hold a candle to Selena Gomez. Since you probably too young to understand what the term “doesn’t hold a candle” means, it simply means that Miley Cyrus sucks and that Selena Gomez is the bees knees.
If you need me to explain what the bees knees are then your parents are doing a horrible job of educating you and you need to attend summer school. That is where I Iearned all of these cool sayings and it would do you some good to attempt the same thing. That way, when you grow up you can work for me and make $0.0005 for each entry you write like I do. It may not seem like a lot, but it is so fulfilling.
Trust me. The tears I cry at night justify it.