Last time we saw Scarlett she was glaming it up for Harper’s Bazaar and wasn’t looking half bad. During that time I spoke about how I just don’t have an attraction to her face. I can’t help it and it makes me question my own sexuality because apparently the rest of the world thinks she is the hotsauce on the cream cheese.
Maybe you can help me here and tell me what makes her hot on Twitter by hitting us up at @celebrific because I’m just at a loss with this one. Usually I go along with the popular vote, but she completely baffles me. By no means do I think she is ugly, but I don’t see her as the sex goddess that others see her as. I think it has more to do with the jugs she carries around and her breasts. Get it? I made you think jugs were breasts, but used the other definition of jugs to fool you and bam it made the whole thing funny.
Okay, maybe it didn’t make any sense at all, but it certainly brought a chuckle to my face. My face chuckles, not my mouth though. I think it is all in the eyes.
I can’t wiggle my ears either.