Natalie Portman is my favorite. I know I proclaimed my love for Lea Michele today, but Natalie will forever have my heart. She is hot in corny Japanese commericals and she hot when she acts. In everything. Ever.
She is intelligent. Smart. And almost a genius. No, those adjectives are not similar and I am allowed to use them all and pretend they are different. That is how us genius people roll. Natalie completely understands this and has accepted me for me. I wish you could do the same.
Never mind, I can totally understand why Natalie and I aren’t together. It’s like in Hancock, the two superheroes must be apart for the world to be a better place. This is why I am able to be with Lea Michele without committing treason against my heart.
That was deep.
PANTS ON THE GROUND! PANTS ON THE GROUND! LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WIT CHA PANTS ON THE GROUND!