Sob. Our little Miley Cyrus, who doesn’t turn 18 until Nov 23rd, is growing up. Recently, she appeared in pics wearing a big girl’s corset, and last year, she gave what seemed a stripping lap dance to a producer. But claims that video evidence shows that the lap dance might have been far more suggestive are kind of moot since the producer in question, Adam Shankman, is gay. Oh sure, there were little kids around at the movie wrap party where this lap dance supposedly happened, but why is it her problem that she’s behaving badly?
Maybe Miley is practicing her Hollywood slut starlet lessons to get a head start on what will probably a long movie career for her, in order to milk all the possible profits that can be milked from impressionable young fans. Bravo, Miley. Of course, it’s what anyone your age with a jillion dollars would do, as the next part of their career. Imagine one day in the future, when she’ll have to explain why she got the nickname Slutty Cyrus. Here is a TMZ video of her in action at the wrap party: