Ha ha ha ha. That’s rich. Avril Lavigne has a problem with false people? That’s apparently what she told Lindsay Lohan when LiLo tried to talk to the scrappy punk poser at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood. (Does Lavigne think she’s a punk rocker and not a pop sellout, just because she gets into scraps with other people?) There was apparently a lot of yelling and some threats from a hurt and embarrassed LiLo to get Lavvy booted out, but security treated LiLo like a buzzing fly, after which she huffed off.
My money on a real scrap between Lavigne and Lohan would be LiLo, but the latter has probably had her confidence shaken a lot lately. Now that’s something I’d pay real money for: a WWE-style street fight with no rules, no holds barred between LiLo and Lavvy. Since LiLo’s acting career seems a bust right now, other than her rumored playing of porn star Linda Lovelace in the indie flick Inferno, she might consider a career change to wrassling. Anybody have Vince McMahon’s phone number? Then again, if the Celebrity Death Match clip, below, of Lindsay Lohan vs Hilary Duff is any indication of LiLo’s skills, Vince might not return her calls.