Kourtney is my favorite Kardashian. She is the best looking one and in a weird twist of fate, although she looks like she is the youngest, she is actually the oldest and shortest. She also let the above douchebag get her pregnant. I kid you not, this slick haired grease monkey was able to put it in her, get her pregnant, milk some of her money and he doesn’t even have to marry her.
He gets to stare at Kim in a bikini from time to time and wonder what keeps Bruce Jenner’s face together. I hate this guy. I’m not even going to look up his name because I hate him so much. I want his life even if it does mean I have to see Khloe every once in a while.
What is really weird about her having a kid though is that apparently she didn’t want one before. I can’t blame her considering it will be the spawn of the porcupine, but what kind of life do you live when you are the oldest sister and yet your two younger sisters get to be involved with super rich athletes? And you stick with this idiot?!
Oldest Kardashian? Check. Sexiest Kardashian? Check. Smartest Kardashian? See ya.