When you post the hottie of the day what the hell are you supposed to write about? I mean I have to come up with 232 more words to fill this page just so you feel as though I care about educating you. I sure as hell am not in the business of entertainment because if I was do you really think I would be writing about famous people that I have no chance of ever meeting and who could give two rats’ asses about me?
When you write about Kelly Brook and post the hottest pictures this side of the Amazon you should be a happy person, but I have come to realize how truly unhappy I am. This has only made me more depressed because later tonight I am going to look at these pics and think to myself that when I was 13 I used to date a girl like this, but since I was still young I wanted to keep my options open and dumped her.
Now all my girlfriends resemble Rosie O’Donnell which wouldn’t be so bad if they had her personality. They don’t. They suck.
Thank you Kelly Brook, you have ruined my day. I hope you feel good about yourself and your sexiness. Go do whatever you beautiful people do because I don’t want to see you around here anymore.