Caricature? Photoshop? Only Kayla knows the magic that helped to create her face. There is some prettiness hidden beneath that chin though. Nice teeth. Great hair and cool eyes. Is she the love child of Jay Leno? Is she the first person to successfully make the transition from cartoons to real life?
The world may never know and if you do find out I’m sure some people in sunglasses will come and find you and make you forget. Those people are scary. They like to pretend they are government agents when in reality they are more like Ray-Ban salesman. They think just because the prod you in the butt with some rods that you will buy their merchandise and join their membership club.
Well guess what? I walk funny and it’s impossible for me to sit down, but the only sunglasses I own are Oakleys. That is how I roll Ray-Ban. I can look at Kayla’s chin and not be intimidated so you think your methods scare me? What a joke. Peace out. I’m flexing.
