Sexypants Jessica Alba was pulled over earlier this week by the coppers & was somehow unable to charm her way out of a speeding ticket.  There’s no hope for any of us if Jessica Alba cannot get out of a ticket, is there?
Maybe this has something to do with the fact that Jess recently revealed that she just doesn’t think she’s sexy.  “People think of me as just a sexy girl, but I’m really goofy – like, super goofy.”
Yeah, Jessica Alba not hot. That’ll be the day.
