James Woods has finally seen the light & dumped his 20-year-old girlfriend Ashley Madison.Â And we have the quote of the day, “She’s the anti-Christ. She truly has the soul of a moth and the brain of a dead trout.”
I love that quote…”the brain of a dead trout”.Â That’s marvelous.Â I could have used that phrase just the other day…..
The 59-year-old actor broke up with MadisonÂ after their stressful relationship sent him to the emergency room.Â Â Woods was quite distraught following the unexpected death of his brother Michael last month & was ashamedÂ of Ashley’s behavior at his funeral.Â
Woods’ pal Scott Sandler reveals that Ms. Madison showed up for the service “in a 3-inch miniskirt and chain-smoking.”
He explains, “At the funeral she was concerned about the amount of magazines she was in. Jimmy (James) was on his knees with tears staining his shirt, and she was showing pictures of herself.
“Jimmy was so overcome by grief his blood pressure went through the roof early last week, and he had to go to the hospital. When he came out, it was like he had seen the light.”
Apparently Woods hasÂ known Madison since she was five-years-old, asÂ she was the friend of aÂ golfing buddy.Â Since she wasÂ five?Â WTF?Â I have to say that’s a bit on the creepy side.Â Well, at least he was able to watch her grow & blossom?Â
Sandler adds our quote for the day, “She’s the anti-Christ. She truly has the soul of a moth and the brain of a dead trout.”
I am now absolutely scavenging a time I can say this to someone.Â Watch out, I’m packing a good comeback.Â Well it beats my, ‘At least my mom has legs’ bit.