If you aren’t aware of the timeline of Hulk Hogan’s life, let me catch you up.
- August 11, 1953: Born Terry Gene Bollea.
- December 18, 1983: Marries Linda Claridge, she probably looks like his Mom, you’ll understand why I say this in a bit.
- May 5, 1988: Daughter Brooke is born and looks like her Mom who looks like his Mom.
- November 20, 2007: Wife that looks like both Hogan’s Mom and Daughter files for divorce.
- 2009: Hogan dates Jennifer McDaniel who looks like Hogan’s Mom, ex-Wife and Daughter.
- November 2009: Hogan gets engaged to girlfriend and therefore completing the cycle of only keeping women that look like his Mom in his life.
I get the feeling that he involves himself with these women to harvest their hair. It is the only explanation. Or maybe he just had a Norman Bates thing going on with his mother. I’m too scared to ask.
Don’t even get me started on his son Nick. He might be the most important female in the whole family.