On November 2 many of us will cast our votes for local and national politicians and then we can buy a copy of Here’s The Situation the book being released by Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino.
Here’s how Mike describes his first foray into literature:
A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore “as my guide to the ‘Jersey Shore,’ battle plans for the club, a primer on grenades and wingmen, and tips for ridding yourself of all levels of clinger.”
Here’s an excerpt for the sure to be hit:
“Battle it, bro … The deep, thumping bass seizes hold of your every corpuscle. Let the beat strip away those last vestiges of… embarrassment as you pound … the air into rhythmic submission. Battle harder. Keep battling, dawg. Never surrender.”
Wow I lost 10 IQ points just typing that excerpt out…I have to hand it to Mike though, he’s a genius when it comes to marketing himself and the release date is definitely memorable.
What do you think? Will you be heading out to buy your very own copy of Here’s The Situation I will for one be avoiding it like the plague.