Good Samaritan Michelle Rodriguez is Off Her Damn Rocker

 

I’ve never really gotten the whole Michelle Rodriguez thing & after this post, I doubt you will either.

After being busted for a no-contest hit & run DUI with a suspended diving license back in 2004 and then violating her probation with yet another DUI in Hawaii in 2005, Rodriguez has had her share of community service.  

“Man, I got so many hours of community service,” states the Lost actress who was seen sporting an alcohol-intake-monitoring bracelet at the Marc Jacobs show last week.

In regards to finishing up her last hours of service, Michelle revealed, “I’m almost done. I have to keep flying back. I just take a week and knock it out. It’s all good.”

But it looks like the actress will continue to fight the good community fight even after her legally mandated hours have been completed.  After experiencing an African safari, Michelle has grown very fond of protecting animals & for some reason a nature-sanctuary foundation, Sanctuary, has even made her their spokesperson.  Yeah, a DUI diva is always the best choice, I’ve always said.

Here’s what Rodriguez said of her recent goodwill, “Eventually, you’re going to see me do some Jane Fonda–type sh*t. I’m keeping it hush right now. But it’s going to be fuc*ing hot. I’m going to make giving back sexy and fuc*able.”

Wow.  Michelle is truly a sage among swine.  Wasn’t Rodriguez headed off to France or something?  I was thinking she was some other society’s problem now.

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