Dustin “Screech” Diamond might have done more acting that we thought for his now infamous sex tape. The former Saved by the Bell actor’s attributes are now being questioned if they were actually his or a schlong dummy. Ha!
According to agent David Hans Schmidt, who watched over the sex tape deal with Red Light District Video, Dustin may have had some help in the manhood department.Â
“I have reason to believe that is not Dustin’s [manhood] in the movie,” reveals Schmidt.
“You never see his face and his [manhood] in the same shot. If, in fact, he used a body double, I’m going to sue him for defrauding me, Red Light and the American public.”
Yeah, because the American porn pubic, I mean public, really expects a whole lotta truth in their sex tapes.Â
But Screech’s girlfriend Jennifer Misner is standing up for her man, saying that Dustin’s talents don’t stop on the small screen, quite the opposite actually.Â
“That is all Dustin,” Misner states.
“I would definitely know. I’m proud of my man.” Does anyone else have the sensation that they want to vomit in the nearest vessel?
But that’s not the last word. Schmidt wants to see the suspect manhood, saying, “Let him prove it.”
 “I want to produce the evidence. Let’s see if he measures up.”
How hilarious, I think Schmidt just wants a piece. If I was Dustin I would march right in to agent David’s office and lay down the evidence right there on his desk, next to that nice picture of his daughter’s 15th birthday party.
What about you?
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