I have to give myself credit, this might the wittiest title I have ever come up with. Every week I write something great and I think to myself that there is no chance that I can ever top it, but then BAAAAAAAAM there I go again. I’m half-man, I’m half-amazing. Wait, is that name already taken because if it is I feel as though I need to lay claim to it. I’m sure you will agree to it once you read the rest of this entry because the amazinglyness of myself will come out.
What a great way to introduce myself to the world. Yeah, I’m 29 years old, but the world doesn’t really know me yet. Well they are getting to know it now because this is the greatest platform in the world to express one’s feelings. Um, feelings? Yeah I have a crush on Diane Kruger because she is a great cook.
That is the hottest thing in the world to me. You don’t even have to create a lot of things, just bacon. Bacon is a wonderful thing and its smell is sex to me. That is why I don’t have any kids now because bacon doesn’t make kids.
I’m working with a doctor to fix that.