She is British and she sings. Usually I would consider that formula enough to justify me sleeping with her, but with 2010 fast approaching I have decided to up my standards. Now a woman must do a photoshoot in fake rain for her to catch my eye. Luckily, for Cheryl Cole she fulfill these duties and then some.
Can you believe tomorrow is Christmas? I still have to head out and finish my shopping. It’s like heading out to a bar solo. You know it’s okay to go because there will be other losers drinking by themselves as well at the bar. With last minute Christmas shopping you know you are just one of the many idiots who waited till the last minute and it is refreshingly soothing.
I would buy presents for all of my fans on this site, but I can’t because I just don’t like you. You aren’t worthy of bad ties, fake cologne and gift cards to Victoria’s Secret. Maybe next year when we get to know ourselves a little bit better and you send me some naked pics, but until then I just don’t see it happening.
Either way, here is my mini-gift to you: pics of a Cheryl Cole spread. I know you didn’t expect anything, but I like to surprise my people.
Get some Scrooge face.