Jennifer Garner, Jessica Biel and Anne Hathaway, I Choose None

Jennifer Garner, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Biel

Here you have three actresses that the majority of men on planet Earth would love to get with, but it seems that none of them do anything for me in the regards that they should. Not sure if they were trying to not outshine each other, but what happened to a little friendly competition among enemies? Seriously, do any of them stand out to you as stunners? If so don’t let me know because I might be missing something here.

I won’t even bother to comment on the Biel’s dress. This woman has been a fashion disaster all year and has completely lost all sexual appeal to me. Garner is probably the best looking of the three here, which is amazing because three years ago she would’ve been the worst. Anne is just being Anne. Sometimes she has number one stunner days and other days she is plain Jane.

If you didn’t guess it already they are promoting their new movie Valentine’s Day which opened at #1 because it has over 95% of Hollywood in it apparently. Of all the movie strategies that I have heard of in my life this is probably the greatest one yet. Give everyone that you know a cameo and make sure they are in the credits and their fans will show up to see it.

I think they tried that strategy in adult movies one time and it just ended up being a complete mess. Not that I saw it or anything, I just heard the rumors on the street.