Free porn anyone?Â E-Canada is reporting today that Britney Spears,Â who won $10,000 playing blackjack this weekend,Â is beatingÂ estranged husband Kevin Federline to theÂ punch.Â Spears is allegedly “seriously thinking about”Â giving away the famed sex tape of herself & K-Fed on their honeymoon.Â The four-hour long tape is said to beÂ as juicy as a Florida orange, and Brit isn’t going toÂ let K-Fed make any orange juice withÂ the deal.Â
During a visit to Burger Basket with her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayen James spears said she may just post a clip of the video on MySpace.
â€œBrit figures sheâ€™ll beat that sucker to the punch, just like she did by giving away pictures of Jayden James,â€ said Spears family friend Nyla Price, 55, the owner of Nylaâ€™s Burger Basket.
â€œHalf of nuthinâ€™ is nuthinâ€™, and thatâ€™s what her lying skunk of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it.”
Ahhh, wouldn’t that be perfect?Â Threatened with a soon-to-be distributed sex tape, Britney lets Kevin have it by making the whole thing available to the public at large.Â I like it, screw K-Fed any way you can, and that’s probably the theme of the porn anyway.