OK, that’s it, bring out the balloons, bring out the singing band, bring out the flowers, bring out the whole damn party for Britney Spears has finally come to her ever-lovin’ senses!Â Tuesday Spears filed for a petition of divorce from husband Kevin Federline in a Los Angeles court.Â The pop star citedÂ “irreconcilable differences” as her reason for such action, although hadÂ I been the judge, I would have been fine with “IÂ finally came toÂ my damn senses,” but that’s just me.
In her petition to the LA courts, SpearsÂ has asked for legal &Â physical custody ofÂ herÂ & K-Fed’s children, 1-year-old Sean Preston &Â 2-month-old Jayden James.Â Britney has also filed for Kevin to receive visitation rights, wellÂ at leastÂ she’sÂ doing this thing right for once.Â
Fortunately for Brit, when the couple married in September 2004,Â sheÂ drew up a tight prenuptial agreement.Â Spears has waived her right to spousal support and has requested thatÂ each party pay for their ownÂ layer’s fees.Â So, no wonder K-Fed is looking for every opportunity to make some cash, did I call that or did I call that?
The actualÂ day of separation isÂ recorded as Monday, the same day Brit made aÂ un-BritlikeÂ surprise appearance onÂ David Letterman.Â I guess she needed a little pick-me-up, and whatÂ better place that David’s?Â
As far as who’s representing Spears in this high-profile divorce, she has hired on powerhouse attorney Laura Wasser whoÂ namesÂ Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey & Kiefer Sutherland as clients.Â Good luck topping (and trying to pay) for that, K-Fed.
Wow!Â I never thought this day would come, there were rumors, there were whispers, it actually almost happened earlier this year, but now, now, the terrible torture is over!Â Hooray for Britney Spears!Â The woman is finally free & has come around to the good side.Â But I’ll tell you, I think this one’s going to be messy.Â I wonder what’s on Justin Timberlake’s mind?……