You know it has been a while on the red carpet for someone when they stand like this while posing for the cameras. I have no idea what is going on here and I’m not too sure I want to know. Alicia baby, let’s talk for a second and figure out how we can make this better because this…this…this is just not a good look.
The crooked mouth can’t be fixed, but we were at least hoping you wouldn’t falter with other aspects of your body and yet you did. How disappointing and yet maybe this is a blessing in disguise. Maybe it really is time to retire and become a school teacher. It’s not like the kids will recognize who you are so you will be good to go.
Sure all the parents will know immediately because we grew up with you. I’m not saying I have kids or that even if I did I would allow you to teach them, but I’m just saying because I like to say. That’s how I say. On that note, close your legs, it’s trashy.