You Tell Me: How are We Going to Seduce Johnny Depp?

Posted by Allison as Celebrity Polls & Surveys, Johnny Depp at 1:00 PM PDT

29/03/2007

So, we’re going to have to seduce Johnny Depp & take him to a cave and make him ours, that much is clearly obvious. But, how are we going to manage the specifics?

You tell me: what is the best idea you’ve had for making Kentucky boy Johnny Depp fall head over heels for you?

Don’t be shy, now. I know you have about ten ideas each hour on how to arrange this romance…. No body can make us purr more than the Deppster.

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8 Responses to: You Tell Me: How are We Going to Seduce Johnny Depp?

Laura

March 29th, 2007 at 8:46 pm

ooooo!! H’es bloody goooooooorgeous. yumyum. We could just steal him from his wife, shove him a van and be off with him. LETS GO!
Allison

March 30th, 2007 at 3:31 pm

I’m with you, girl!
Laura

April 1st, 2007 at 5:51 pm

Wooooo!! haha. x
Helena

April 1st, 2007 at 9:42 pm

WEll……hmmm….. i’d be in L.A. (i dont know how) i’d see him walking down the street, and follow him, say “whats up sexy” he’ll say “hello love”. i’ll say “so, wanna go out later, just as friends?” he says “yes”… later we go out, i get him drunk off his ass…he leaves vanessa, but still loves his kids, and he’s with me. end of story
Cleo

April 2nd, 2007 at 5:32 am

Anyone see that movie (cant think of the name) where he played a gypsy and was seducing Christina Ricci? Omg hawt…. I couldnt even tell you what it was about lol. Just him on a white horse tortured soul and all.

I heard he saw his wife standing on a bridge somewhere and fell in love with her right there and proposed. Could be another Hollywood allegory. Hes old school hot.
sofia

April 10th, 2007 at 2:43 pm

let’s kill vanessa paradis!!
jaja she’s not a bad person…but she’s with johnnyyyy sdfhbdhbdhsds
xochitl flores

April 16th, 2007 at 8:55 pm

here’s the plan, learn french, go to france, live by his village, lay low for a couple of months, get to know the people of the village, then post signs for a baby sitting job, which will get johhny to pick you, then while babysitting his kiddies, get the kids to love you more than thier mommy, next get johnny to fall in love with you by i dont know being better than vanessa, he will then devorce her and hey no one gets hurt…..oh yea except vanessa, but we’ll help her out too….we’ll find her new man, but thats a seperate plan for her, thats another story
JOHNNYSHOT!

April 19th, 2007 at 4:05 pm

JOHNNY IS INCREDIBLY GORGEOUS I THINK HE IS SUPER SWEET GO TO YOUTUBE AND SEARCK FOR JOHNNY DEPP THE FAST SHOW IT IS SO HILARIOUS!!!!!LOV YA
JOHNNYSHOT!

April 20th, 2007 at 8:05 am

me again i love how johnny depp and vanessa paradis look together it is sooooo adorable!!!!!!
rachel

May 8th, 2007 at 9:29 am

omg i love johnny and im down for any plan to steal him away!!!!!!!!
Jordyn

June 4th, 2007 at 2:54 pm

ROTFL! Allison when I read your post I bursted out laughing. Good plan. I’m up for the van thing anyone else?
EARLYSEPTEMBER

June 6th, 2007 at 8:59 am

you guys if he reads this stuff the poor man probably feels a little akward with young girls talking about him being hot!!!!! i love the too but as a friend
imstamista

June 12th, 2007 at 12:13 pm

Well… good question how on earth do we seduce the best looking man in the actual world!!! well quite frankly i have a plan – first i shall find out where that georgeous man is (hopefully in england cos i cant really affor a flight anywhere) then i shall cunningly faint in front of him and gracefully accept his kind offer of help. Then when we are face to face and within touchin distance of the Deppsta i shall do a bit of the ol’ black magic, hypnosis and general hard core flirting to make him fall uncontrolably in love with me – realsie what his been missin – ditch that vanessa woman – move to England aka into a house with me – treach the kids how to finally talk engish and marry me!!! … if anyone else wants to try the plan first you have my blessing but just remember Johnny’s mine x
earlyseptember

July 18th, 2007 at 4:55 pm

what a sweet man
YouSmellFunny!

August 11th, 2007 at 4:57 pm

Hmmmmmm … I wonder how many wives Johnny is gonna end up with all of us seducing him! I say, somehow get into his bedroom (no idea how!), steal him from his bed, tie him up and gag him, bundle him into a suitcase and whisk him off to Scotland (for me anyway!) Imagine having the most gorgeous male alive at your beck and call DD Ps, imstamista, thankfully, I doubt he’ll ever be reading this :-] mwah x
YouSmellFunny!

August 11th, 2007 at 4:58 pm

Actually, he’s not just the most gorgeous male alive, he’s the most gorgeous male who’s ever lived! Hehe :-]
deppalicious

August 31st, 2007 at 8:17 pm

I would make me firnedo of one of his best friends and make that he ask him about his type of woman then if i’m his type of woman i will get him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jelly-Belly

October 7th, 2007 at 7:12 am

Do some voodoo spell on him so he’ll leave vanessa and go out with one of us! (starts to make doll)
_angel_

October 8th, 2007 at 3:48 pm

bribe him with rum of cause!
norlos

October 16th, 2007 at 2:14 pm

i got a better idea!!!
y dont you all go out with me instead of with johnny depp??
Laura

October 19th, 2007 at 7:53 pm

The film your asking about Cleo is ‘The Man Who Cried’. Fook, i want him . he’s the frigging best looking bloke on this planet. i WILL steal him. oh god the possibilities. ok maybe not. but i can dream. and i will. :] sod it, i just wanna talk to him . i’d probably go delerious and cry. and them cry also for embarrassing myself. imagine if he just walked up to you and kissed you? shit i’d die. SERIOUSLY I’D DIE. as you can tell, i’m in fantasy mode now. he’s fucking gorgeous. Vanessa is a lucky woman. i want to rip her teeth out, but i guess ladies, we’ll just have to let them be. He must love her for personality, thats all i can say.

Good luck capuring him. Let me know if anyone gets him into a cave. i must rape him you see. Just has to be done doesn’t it :]

Lauz x x x
macia

October 20th, 2007 at 6:25 pm

I have to much respect for the love he has for Vanessa to want to seduce him. Being the type of guy he is he would probably feel awful after being unfaithful. However honoring what he is as an actor and seducing him in the guise of characterizaion full fantasy…I got now problems with that and don’t think he would either. I have written, and been working on a very hot steamy sensual and somewhat comical monolgue created from the perspective of being Jack Sparrows love interest. There is no doubt in my mind that he would eat it right up. SOMEDAY I WILL PERORM IT WITH HIM. After all I DID NOT STUMBLE ACROSS HIS EMAIL ADDRESS FOR NO REASON. AFTER ALL FANTASY MAKES UP OUR REALITY.
LAURA

October 30th, 2007 at 7:34 pm

VANESSA IS A BITCH SHE IS SOOOSOSS CUILY SHE LOOKS LIKE MICHEL JASON WIFE SHE DONT HAVE TO TAKE JOHNNY DEPP BECUSE AVERY ONE LIKES HIME. SHE IS DONT PARTY!SHE IS A BITCH UGLY HER HAIRE IS UGLY AND HER TEETH IS UGLY SHE NEED TO GO TO DI. BYE PEOPLE I LOVE JOHNNY DEPP A LOT
Tamta 1991

November 6th, 2007 at 7:33 pm

I love Johnny so much !!! I want him to be happy in his life (even that i hate Vanessa). So, he’ll be unhappy if we’ll stel him from his love or do something like that, that will spoil his life… I want him to be happy, so Johnny Depp I love you with all my heart and wish you all the best in your life. Tamta
ashley mk

November 29th, 2007 at 1:39 am

All you gurls are crazy…yes he’s an unbeleivably gorgeous man, and I would love to meet him and it just be fate that we meet and so on and so forth…..but be real. None of us are ever gonna have him. And I certainly don’t think that the way to his heart is by gagging him or kidknapping him. That’s just crazy….!!!!!!
And to the person that keeps writing that him and his lady look “soooooo cute together” youre the craziest of them all. His gurl is so butt ugly and doesn’t deserve to enjoy the pleasure of having sex with him and bearing his children. He should have a beautiful woman with a great ass and a sexxy figure…something like me. Lol. All you bitches if he ends up with any of us pathetic losers writing about how were in love with a man we don’t know…it would be me. So back off!!!!!!!!