You Tell Me: Are Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Aliens?

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20/04/2007

Sweetiepie Katie Holmes has recently taken a break from her crazypants man Tom Cruise & begun filming a movie, about damn time if you ask me.

Holmes met back up with Cruise in New York City earlier this week for a private dinner that was aiming to raise money for a “Detoxification Project”. The project, as it were, is based on the principles of Scientology & will offer free treatment to workers who suffer breathing problems due to toxin exposure at Ground Zero.

Sounds like Tom has a soft spot, or does he? I have a sneaking suspicion that this so-called “Detoxification Project” is just a cover for more spreading of the so-called religion Scientology & that really and truly TomKat are aliens at heart. I’m really just taking a shot in the dark on this one, but if the Enquirer can do it, so can we.

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4 Responses to: You Tell Me: Are Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Aliens?

Aboutthedetoxprogram

April 20th, 2007 at 1:55 pm

Want some proof that the detox program that Tom Cruise is representing is a sham? Look no further than the official NY Detox page itself, for example this shining example of bs.

http://www.nydetox.org/gallery6.htm

“Patients at the detoxification facility have stained towels blue, purple, yellow, orange, green and black. Black sludge, glass shards, and other matter have been observed to be coming out of the pores of program participants.”

Since when can someone detox glass shards during a detox? And do they even check what materials make up this supposed “black sludge”? What precisely is making the towels stain “blue, purple, yellow, orange, green and black”?

This is the same program that Scientology uses for its Narconon program. And in no uncertain terms, it is the same B.S. Scientology should be slapped for fraud for taking advantage of people in need for money and recruitment purposes.

If a Scientologist can prove to me that glass shards can be detoxed, I will eat my hat.
Katie Holmes News » Katie Holmes April 20, 2007 2:28 pm

April 20th, 2007 at 2:39 pm

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Jenny

April 22nd, 2007 at 1:12 pm

I wouldn’t say they are aliens. But he sure does like knocking her up every chance he gets. Poor Katie. She needs to get out.
DIC Celebrity Gossip

April 23rd, 2007 at 1:26 am

Yes they are. Just like fellow Scientologist John Travolta who says Scientology could have saved Anna Nicole Smith. If they’re that powerful, then they must be aliens, right?

http://www.damnimcute.com/the-juicy/scientology-could-have-saved-anna-nicole-says-john-travolta/