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Well, we knew she was in Amsterdam, now we know who she’s with.  Paris Hilton & Travis Barker hit the Holland city and haven’t looked back since.  The duo had their Hyde affair, and now they’re taking their PDA to Europe, they must be so happy to have them there.

Paris & Travis have biked around the town, hung with Kim Kardashian, traveled to the Red Light District & sipped cocktails at the trendy Absinthe bar. 

Travis, who only recently split with his wife of two years Shanna Moakler, seems to be trying to hold on to the good thing that is Paris.

Ahhh, young love….  (barf)

Orlando Bloom & Penelope Cruz Dating?


Penelope Cruz is such a beautiful & classy woman, which is why her dating partners have always surprised me:  Tom Cruise, Matthew McConaughey & now possibly Orlando Bloom.

On Saturday, Penelope & Orlando were spotted at the L.A. hot spot Hyde dancing to the oldie but goodie song “Run Around Sue”.  Later that evening it is reported that Bloom affectionately kissed Cruz’s hand.  I guess since Kate Bosworth is out of the picture, for now, game on.

Tuesday the two were spotted again at club Hyde, but spent more time apart than with each other.  Let’s keep an eye on these two & see where this is going.



As posted earlier, 18-year-old Aaron Carter recently broke off the sudden marriage proposal to 22-year-old former Miss Teen USA 2003 Kari Ann Peniche.  For the first time the Playboy poser tells her side of the story.

Kari Ann tells Us Weekly, “It was to my surprise that Aaron came onstage and proposed to me.”

“I accepted at the time given the situation. We both got caught up in the moment and with further consideration I realize this wasn’t the best decision given his stability and age. I hope to remain friends with him and I wish him and his family all the best.”
I have to say, that was very mature for the Playboy bunny.  I’m sure she was able to come up with that sincere statement during some unrelenting tears and stabs to the Aaron Carter voodoo doll.



Eddie Murphy Loves Scary Spice Melanie Brown



Comedian Eddie Murphy recently declared his love for Scary Spice Melanie Brown.  The couple began dating three months ago and it’s been scary love since.

Speaking from a Beverly Hills restaurant Friday, Murphy came out of the closet about his love for the British babe.

Murphy revealed, “I am madly in love with Mel–but there are no wedding plans.”

I wonder- did he tell that to the transsexual prostitute Atisone Kenneth Seiuli as well?

Murphy & his wife Nicole divorced in April after 13 years of marriage, the couple have five children together.



Kate Moss & Pete Doherty Spotted


Kate Moss has been a busy girl lately, taking on a designing career and still having time to drop in on on-again-off-again boyfriend Pete Doherty.

Kate stopped by Pete’s current rehab clinic, the Priory, just outside London Wednesday.  Doherty is facing five drug offenses that have been deferred until December 4th. 

Maybe this will be the rehab stint that will make Pete sober?


Scarlett Johansson Hearts Boyfriend Josh Hartnett


Scarlett Johansson recently opened up about her ongoing romance with Lucky Number Slevin Josh Hartnett.

Scarlett reveals, “If you’re in a supportive and loving relationship–well, there’s nothing like it!

“It’s a real blessing knowing there is somebody who is there for you, somebody with whom you can share the stories of your day, and who is sympathetic to what you’re going through.

“Josh and I have the same attitude to our careers. Josh is a great actor–even before I knew him as a person, I admired him as an actor.

“He’s serious about his work, dedicated and very focused.”

Sounds like the two have a good thing going.


Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson Dine Out in L.A.

kate-hudson-owen-wilson-spotted-9-20-2006.jpgLast Friday Owen Wilson & Kate Hudson were spotted dining at L.A.’s Chateau Marmont.  27-year-old Hudson arrived at the restaurant around 10:30 pm with three other ladies & 45 minutes later a baseball cap wearing Owen Wilson showed up and kissed the young actress on the cheek.

According to a restaurant patron, the recently separated Hudson was very pleased to see the Golden Stallion.  “It was Owen Wilson.  She was so happy to see him!”

The two lovebirds whispered into each other’s ears (sweet nothings?) and didn’t stop touching knees until they left.

The same patron added, “They gave each other their undivided attention.  They smiled the entire time.”

“They didn’t care who saw.”


Ryan Cabrera & Lisa Marie Presley’s Daughter Riley Dating

riley-keough-ryan-cabrera-dating-9-20-2006.jpgTV presenter / pop musician Ryan Cabrera is dating Lisa Marie Presley’s daughter model Riley Keough.  Which pretty much means that Ryan is dating Elvis’ granddaughter.  How cool is that for the up & coming star?

According to one source grandmom Pricilla loves Ryan, “He has that rocker thing going that all the Presley women love.  The couple’s biggest fan is . . . her grandma.”
“Priscilla loves him.  She thinks they’re a perfect match. They have been dating all summer. Ryan is like a member of the family now.”
The couple was spotted at NYC club Stereo September 12.  A source states, “He was very protective of her.  He kept his arm around her.”

What Would Elvis Think?


shanna-moakler-travis-barker-paris-hilton.JPGI’m sure you saw the Paris Hilton & Travis Barker necking video yesterday, if not check it out here. 

If you survived that hormone-driven monstrosity, here’s a little background.  When Paris Hilton stepped into LA club Hyde September 7, one night after the DUI arrest, she drew her eyes (and lips) immediately around the newly single Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker.

According to one clubber, “People were shocked and stared.”

“They looked like a full-on couple. They kept sneaking in little kisses. He had a smile on his face that went from ear to ear.”

Travis recently separated from his Meet the Barkers costar Shanna Moakler in August of this year and she didn’t take the news too well, as she once considered Paris a friend.
“For Travis to go with her is like a double whammy, Shanna said.

“I feel like it was done out of spite. I don’t think he could’ve been more hurtful.”
Hilariously Hilton told the public that it was simply a case of mistaken identity, “I did not make out with Travis Barker. I was with his friend Alex, who I met that night. It’s nothing serious. He looks like Travis, he has tattoos all over his arms, and he has a mohawk. People must have confused him with Travis.”
I’m not buying it.  You?


owen-wilson-too.jpgAs I’m sure you’ve noticed, we here at Celebrific have had a few server glitches these past few days.  But never fear, we threw the old servers out of a fast-moving train, vigorously stomped on them, set the afire & let Hulk Hogan loose on them.  We now have bright, new, shiny servers that have promised never to disobey or disappoint us.  Thanks for your patience, and now to the news.

Well, it looks like Owen Wilson is following in the footsteps of his brother Luke where the ladies are concerned.  Owen’s romance with You, Me and Dupree costar Kate Hudson came as a surprise (although we predicted it here at Celebrific) to many folks, none more than his Los Angeles public relations executive girlfriend.

Apparently the relationship between Wilson & the exec was even heating up, enough for her to tell pals that the two were getting serious.

When the news broke that Kate Hudson had separated from husband Chris Robinson after six years of marriage & that the word on the street was that Golden Stallion Wilson had something to do with the breakup, the LA exec got a little nervous.

A source states, “They had been dating. She thought they were going to the next level, until it broke about him and Kate.

“When (the P.R. exec) e-mailed Owen about it, he texted her back and said, ‘We have to talk when I get back to L.A.’

“She’s pretty upset, but everyone knows he’s a dog.”

A very, very sexy dog with a very, very strange schnoz.


James Woods Sees the Light & Dumps Young Girlfriend


James Woods has finally seen the light & dumped his 20-year-old girlfriend Ashley Madison.  And we have the quote of the day, “She’s the anti-Christ. She truly has the soul of a moth and the brain of a dead trout.”

I love that quote…”the brain of a dead trout”.  That’s marvelous.  I could have used that phrase just the other day…..

The 59-year-old actor broke up with Madison after their stressful relationship sent him to the emergency room.  Woods was quite distraught following the unexpected death of his brother Michael last month & was ashamed of Ashley’s behavior at his funeral. 

Woods’ pal Scott Sandler reveals that Ms. Madison showed up for the service “in a 3-inch miniskirt and chain-smoking.”

He explains, “At the funeral she was concerned about the amount of magazines she was in. Jimmy (James) was on his knees with tears staining his shirt, and she was showing pictures of herself.

“Jimmy was so overcome by grief his blood pressure went through the roof early last week, and he had to go to the hospital. When he came out, it was like he had seen the light.”

Apparently Woods has known Madison since she was five-years-old, as she was the friend of a golfing buddy.  Since she was five?  WTF?  I have to say that’s a bit on the creepy side.  Well, at least he was able to watch her grow & blossom? 

Sandler adds our quote for the day, “She’s the anti-Christ. She truly has the soul of a moth and the brain of a dead trout.”

I am now absolutely scavenging a time I can say this to someone.  Watch out, I’m packing a good comeback.  Well it beats my, ‘At least my mom has legs’ bit.



Scarlett Johansson & Josh Harnett Moving In Together

Scarlet Johannson Josh Harnet.jpgThe cat’s out of the bag.  Beauty Scarlett Johansson & Josh Harnett are reportedly, officially shaking up.  It looks like the two have purchased a $6 million loft in New York in the coveted Tribeca area.

Despite claims from Hartnett’s publicist that Johansson & Harnett are not moving in together, a real estate insider confirmed that the duo had been hunting for a home in trendy Tribeca.  Scarlett, her father & Josh were also spotted in a nearby coffee shop discussing floor plans. 

Apparently the loft purchase comes with a few conditions, the love birds have asked that the bedrooms be soundproofed.  Hmmmm, must be for all that tantric sex they have.  I wonder what her father made of that piece of info…

Real estate insider reveals, “They asked that we change the design to include extra insulation between the bedrooms of the penthouse and the unit next door.”

The condo/loft boasts three bedrooms, two bathrooms and two balconies.


Luke Wilson: The Cowardly Break-Up Lion

LukeOPT2.jpgWeird-nosed hottie Luke Wilson is a cowardly lion when it comes to breaking-up with his girlfriends.

The actor was recently a guest on Howard Stern’s Sirius radio show & told Stern all about his surly ways.

Wilson stated, “Even if I want out, I don’t have the guts to just leave.” 
“I just start acting really surly and cranky until they leave me. I don’t think anything’s over the line when you want out. You see the fence, and you just start running for it.”

Wilson has dated the likes of Gwyneth Paltrow & Drew Barrymore in the past, wonder if they received this treatment?

So, how long does it usually take to get the hint & bail?
Luke says, “I’d say you need 90 days. It’s almost like double time, though, because three months feels like six months because you’re so horrible to be with.”

Wow.  That’s pretty funny.  An avoider of conflict, yet doesn’t mind long, drawn-out relationship hell.  Interesting, very interesting….


Nicole Richie Dating & Jeff Goldblum Dirty Old Man

Jeff Goldblum Life Aquatic.jpgApparently love overcomes age, or in this case, lust overcomes old man farts?  53-year-old actor Jeff Goldblum & 24-year-old Simple Life star Nicole Richie are dating.

Richie recently broke off her engagement with on & off again boyfriend / fiance DJ A.M., real name Adam Goldstein & is now enjoying the benefits of freedom by dating her childhood dreamboat, Goldblum.

The, if you will pardon my wording, hilarious couple have been spotted about in Hollywood lately & in a recent interview Richie stated that she’s had a crush on the black-locked actor since she was 13.

Goldblum was at one time married to Geena Davis, how did he ever land her?, & was engaged to B movie star favorite Laura Dern.  He was, until quite recently, engaged to another 24-year-old, a dancer by the name of Catherine Wreford.  After a whirlwind romance, the couple engaged each other following a touring stage production of The Music Man.

Two words:  gag & gross.


Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy Tongue Action

Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy.jpgLast Friday 44-year-old actor & comedian Jim Carrey decided to surprise his girlfriend of eight months, Jenny McCarthy, with a sunset helicopter ride from Santa Monica Airport to Long Beach, CA.  And it looks like she liked the idea. 

The couple have tried to keep their budding relationship a secret but with this new tongue-in-cheek photo, I doubt they can keep it up for much longer. 

Friends of the couple couldn’t be happier.  A pal, Bruce Vilanch stated, “It should be a federal holiday every time a comedian scores a gorgeous girl.”

And another source added, “Jim is an amazing catch for Jenny.”

I have to say that I was a little grossed out by Jim Carrey’s tongue in action.  Maybe that’s just me….



Natalie Portman Back With Gael Garcia Bernal

Natalie Portman & Gael Garcia Bernal.jpg


Well, it looks like V For Vendetta Natalie Portman has passed on potential Jake Gyllenhaal & gone back for second helpings of ex-boyfriend Gael Garcia Bernal of The Motorcycle Diaries & Y Tu Mamá También.  The couple split in 2004 follwing a short romance, but after a recent string of dates it looks like they’re back together.

One of Portman’s “pals” tells In Touch, “They really love each other. They had hit a point in their relationship where it just couldn’t go anywhere else and they just needed some time apart.”

Since their breakup in 2004, Portman has been linked with David Schwimmer, Lukas Haas, Zach Braff, Liron Levo, Hayden Christensen, Yale graduate Chesa Boudin (whose parents, David Gilbert and Kathy Boudin were jailed for murder) & most recently Jake Gyllenhaal. 


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