Thomas Beatle, the world’s first pregnant man, has given birth.

Born female, Thomas had his (her?) breasts removed and took testosterone pills, but kept the reproductive organs intact. Pretty convenient when he decided he wanted to have a kid.

That poor child will need some major therapy when she finds out what happened.

 

 

 

There’s only one way to really work a room, which is apparently to hide under your pal’s jacket.  Hotel heiress Paris Hilton & super skinny Nicole Richie were spotted heading to Hyde nightclub Thursday, with Nicole sporting some new locks.

The newly reinstalledBFF darted into Hyde right after we were able to recognize the new dark brunette Richie. 

Whatcha think, do you like Nicole’s new do?

 

OK, Sheryl, we’ve all had enough of this crazy joke.  You’ve been stringing us along for quite a while now, and it’s just simply not funny anymore.  Enough with the terrible tanning & painfully hard nipple look that goes quite well with the I’m-totally-cracked-up look you’ve got going on.  Jeez, enough already!

Sheryl Crow was spotted looking terrible out & about the other day.  What has happened to the lady?  She was a cute with the teddy bear John Mayer & even ported that bikini on tour.  I think there needs to be some sort of intervention.  Sheryl, not funny anymore!

Yesterday we asked who in the world is aiming for the most flexible butt award.  And the answer is… (drumroll, please) none other than the singing/dancing/acting sensation Beyonce Knowles.

Surprised?  To tell you the truth, I have no idea what she is doing or where she is doing it.  Maybe the music venue couldn’t afford a mop to clean off those floors?

 

Who in the world is aiming for the most flexible butt award?

Answer tomorrow.