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Celebrity spotting can be one of the trickiest things to do. This is probably the reason why the paparazzi goes on a frenzy trying to get that ultimate million dollar photo that can make or break any of Hollywood’s glittering roster of celebrities.

It would take a trained eye to spot any of these celebrities , let alone go on a full-on stalk mode especially when they have all the incognito tricks under their sleeves .Learning the art of disguise and blending in to evade the peering eyes of the public and the scrutinizing lenses of the media, has taught many celebs  countless ways to go out and just be themselves.

The hoodie, the baseball cap and bug eye sunglasses, floppy hats and even more over the top was Michael Jackson’s mummified get up.  Can’t really blame them for their  futile attempts on disguise, as they don’t always have their best faces on.

Glossy magazine covers can be very misleading, thanks to the wonders of airbrush and photoshop.  You’d be surprised how your favourite pin up celebrity gals look sans the magic touch of a make-up artist and a hairstylist.  Make-up may just as well be  a science than  art, when you see the big difference  of a dolled up face ready for the camera lens, and your celebrity diva in sweat pants , bare faced  and in a mussed up ponytail .

Can you guess who these bare-faced women are?

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Pregnant man gives birth


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Thomas Beatle, the world's first pregnant man, has given birth.

Born female, Thomas had his (her?) breasts removed and took testosterone pills, but kept the reproductive organs intact. Pretty convenient when he decided he wanted to have a kid.

That poor child will need some major therapy when she finds out what happened.



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There's only one way to really work a room, which is apparently to hide under your pal's jacket.  Hotel heiress Paris Hilton & super skinny Nicole Richie were spotted heading to Hyde nightclub Thursday, with Nicole sporting some new locks.

The newly reinstalledBFF darted into Hyde right after we were able to recognize the new dark brunette Richie. 

Whatcha think, do you like Nicole's new do?



What the Hell Happened to Sheryl Crow Pictures


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OK, Sheryl, we've all had enough of this crazy joke.  You've been stringing us along for quite a while now, and it's just simply not funny anymore.  Enough with the terrible tanning & painfully hard nipple look that goes quite well with the I'm-totally-cracked-up look you've got going on.  Jeez, enough already!

Sheryl Crow was spotted looking terrible out & about the other day.  What has happened to the lady?  She was a cute with the teddy bear John Mayer & even ported that bikini on tour.  I think there needs to be some sort of intervention.  Sheryl, not funny anymore!



Who the Heck is That Pictures Answer

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Yesterday we asked who in the world is aiming for the most flexible butt award.  And the answer is… (drumroll, please) none other than the singing/dancing/acting sensation Beyonce Knowles.

Surprised?  To tell you the truth, I have no idea what she is doing or where she is doing it.  Maybe the music venue couldn’t afford a mop to clean off those floors?



Who the Heck is That Pictures?

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Who in the world is aiming for the most flexible butt award?

Answer tomorrow.



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