Finally, someone who feels the same way I do about Posh’s dress sense! On Tuesday, Mr. Blackwell crowned the pouty Spice Girl as the Worst Dressed in 2007, crushing Mrs. Beckham’s hopes of being L.A’s newest fashion scion since moving to America last year with football star hubby David Beckham.

“In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty ‘Posh’ can really wreck-em�

The fashion veteran said, in his usual acidic manner.

The 2007 top 10 worst-dressed list (with Blackwell’s critiques):

10. Alison Arngrim: “Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940’s fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac.”

9. Lindsay Lohan: “Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low.”

8. Jessica Simpson: “Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She’s a global fashion curse!”

7. Avril Lavigne: “Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula — Fashions provided by … The house of Dracula!”

6. Eva Green: “Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!”

5. Kelly Clarkson: “Her heavenly voice soars above the rest … but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of ‘Pro-Active’ — but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!”

4. Fergie: “Another style-free ‘Fergie’ in fashion’s hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it’s all in a name!”

3. Mary Kate Olsen: “YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate’s look is hard to explain … she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!”

2. Amy Winehouse: “Exploding beehives above … tacky polka-dots below … she’s part 50’s car-hop horror.”

1. Victoria Beckham: “Forget the fashion spice — wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em.”

Copyright 2008 Reuters.

Yeah, you’re probably sick of hearing about Britney, but things just keep getting better and better. The divorce courts have released details of their financial situation

Get this: Kevin nets about $7,000 a year, not enough for his monthly rent.  Brit gets, oh a zillion times more (ok, about $750,000 a month) and can spend excessively, but at least she pays her own way.  Hate to say this, but she’s Kevin’s meal ticket — and he knows holding on to her two boys are the only way to get her to save his sorry ass from welfare. Kevin, you loser, get a real job.    

Yeah, you’re probably sick of hearing about Britney, but things just keep getting better and better. The divorce courts have released details of their financial situation

Get this: Kevin nets about $7,000 a year, not enough for his monthly rent.  Brit gets, oh a zillion times more (ok, about $750,000 a month) and can spend excessively, but at least she pays her own way.  Hate to say this, but she’s Kevin’s meal ticket — and he knows holding on to her two boys are the only way to get her to save his sorry ass from welfare. Kevin, you loser, get a real job.    

Life & Style has ranked the top celebrity dads just in time for Father’s Day this Sunday.  It looks like Brad Pitt has beaten them all to claim the number one spot.  Pitt can now be surrounded by kids Maddox, Zahara & baby Shiloh and revel in the fact that he’s the best all-around celebrity dad- just what he needed to be confident in his parenting, I’m sure. 

Life & Style editor in chief Debra Birnbaum decided on Pitt this year, stating, “He even skipped the Cannes Film Festival in anticipation of Shiloh’s birth.”

Father’s Day Best Celebrity Dad Poll 2006:

1. Brad Pitt
2. Heath Ledger
3. Ryan Phillippe
4. Ben Affleck
5. Will Smith
6. Matthew Broderick
7. Chris Martin
8. Guy Ritchie
9. David Arquette
10. Dean Cain

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Desperate Housewives Eva Longoria has scored again.  Longoria remains the number one hottie in Maxim’s annual Hot 100 list for the second year running.
 
Maxim’s list names the most beautiful & successful women in film, TV, music, sports & fashion, or as they put it, those who have “a tremendous amount of buzz surrounding them, undeniable beauty and a promise of greater things to come.”

Eva Longoria is the very first to receive the top hottie spot back-to-back. Which either means she’s the sexiest woman around or the girl knows her way around a bribe.     

Longoria was ecstatic with the honor saying, ”I was actually really shocked last year when I made the list and then to get it a second time in a row–I just couldn’t believe it.”

Here’s a sneak peak at the top ten Maxim hotties:

• #1:  Eva Longoria
• #2:  Jessica Alba
• #3:  Lindsay Lohan- what?!
• #4:  Angelina Jolie
• #5:  Stacy Keibler
• #6:  Scarlett Johansson
• #7:  Cameron Diaz
• #8:  Kate Bosworth
• #9:  Keira Knightly
• #10: Christina Milian

Notable omissions on this year’s list include Britney Spears- gee, I wonder why; new mom & Scientologist in-training Katie Holmes; Jennifer Lopez- if your husband grabs himself more than he does you, I think you get the boot & Salma Hayek- she’ll always be in my top ten.

Longoria’s Desperate Housewives co-stars Nicollette Sheridan & Teri Hatcher also made the list with Sheridan at #48 & Hatcher weighing in at #73.

Longoria adds, “I would have voted all of our Housewives on the list.”  Eva’s thought process on that one- “I would make Nicollette #99 & that evil bitch Teri at #100.”

Eva states that her beau Tony Parker is thrilled with the top hottie news, “He’s very proud. He thinks he’s with a beautiful girl every day, so for him, it’s you know, someone else solidifying what he already thinks.”

Sure, like a mirror or a set of eyeballs wasn’t enough.

Take a detailed peak at the full list here.

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So we were all waiting on sharp pins & needles for the mysterious Britney Spears press conference yesterday.  But it looks like we’ve all been bamboozeled, the pop star diva never showed and we are now left to guess why.

Top Ten Reasons Why Britney Spears Did Not Show Up For Thursday’s Press Conference:

• #10:  Britney was in a battle with DCFS to get baby Sean back
• #9:  Britney lost the DCFS battle & jumped over a Louisiana bridge
• #8:  Britney went back to her home planet Krypton to get away from it all
• #7:  Britney was kidnapped by Tom Cruise & is currently in isolation listening to Scientology brainwashing tapes
• #6:  Britney came to her senses, filed for divorce from Kevin Federline, hired a jet, flew to Belize, married a native & lived happily ever after
• #5:  Britney Spears is really John Stewart and she / he had a show to do last night
• #4:  Britney was eaten by K-Fed who belched afterward saying it was the best whale he ever had
• #3:  Britney moonlights as a railroad engineer & had to pull an extra shift
• #2:  Britney said screw Mary Kate, Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan, she wants a piece of that Stavros Niarchos ass
• #1:  Osama Bin Laden got the better of her & carried her off for booty

British rocker, sometime robber, Kate Moss’ fiance & continual drug user Pete Doherty has won the ultimate punk-rock-attitude award:  Worst Dad of the Year.  A congrats to the Babyshambles singer is in order, who else would be qualified to beat Michael Jackson as the worst father figure? 

Doherty has a two-year-old son, Estile, with former sweetheart Lisa Moorish, lead singer of the British electro-rock band Kill City.  Doherty maintains contact and sees his young son occasionally. It kinda surprised me that Pete was responsible enough to get his nose out of Temptation Charlie to be some sort of father to Estile, until I learned that Doherty has a second secret love child he does not speak of or see and then I knew we were talking about the same man. 

Pete speaks of his young son he has never seen, “I’ve got two (children).  Poor little fu%*er.  My sister sees him all the time, so there’s affection as a family for him.”  Well, that’s nice, Pete.  Way to rationalize….  What a fantastic parenting duo Kate Moss & Pete Doherty will make.

The Official Top Worst Celebrity Dads List:

• #1:  Pete Doherty
• #2:  Michael Jackson
• #3:  Darren Day
• #4:  Dwight Yorke
• #5:  Tom Cruise
• #6:  Kevin Federline- surprise, surprise
• #7:  Brian McFadden
• #8:  Jude Law, a little odd since ole Jude was #9 on the Top 10 Best Dad List
• #9:  Woody Allen, huh?
• #10:  Boris Becker

Hmm… And if you remember, I really had thought Michael stood a better chance……

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And this year’s best celebrity dad is…..not Tom Cruise apparently, I wonder why.  No, Bob Geldof is top celebrity dad this year.  You may know Irish born Geldof from his punk band Boomtown Rats years, as the lead in Pink Floyd’s The Wall, or by his Live 8 African charity project.

Geldof took the lead from several other big time, mainly British, dad names, taking second place is David Beckham- which just goes to show you that you can cheat on your wife with the nanny and still be the 2nd best celebrity dad.

Here is the Official Top Ten Celebrity Dads List:

• #1:  Bob Geldof
• #2:  David Beckham
• #3:  Jamie Oliver
• #4:  Jonathan Ross
• #5:  Johnny Depp (he’s a little higher in my ranking book, but then the Depp always is)
• #6:  Freddie Flintoff
• #7:  Chris Martin (until his kids start liking steak)
• #8:  Brad Pitt (is he really even a dad yet?)
• #9:  Jude Law
• #10:  Paul McCartney (Stella!)

Hmmmm…. Best celebrity dad….  I’m going to have to go with Michael Jackson.  He’s just so giving.

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Hollywood.com did this fantastic ‘Top Ten’ list for the week.  Take a peek. 

1. 24 star Elisha Cuthbert, for taking a risk. The sexy star will play a quadriplegic in William H. Macy’s new movie He Was a Quiet Man.

2. The Los Angeles-based Bad Cinema Society, for good taste. The group named Alone in the Dark Worst Film of the Year. Son of the Mask, meanwhile, picked up the most dishonors, taking home five Stinkers, including a Worst Actor gong for Jamie Kennedy.

3. Scrubs star Zach Braff, for following up. Braff will direct, co-star, adapt and produce a remake of the Danish film Open Hearts, a romantic drama about two people who fall in love after a car accident.

4. Coca-Cola, for marketing a new and much-needed drink. The soft drink giant will unveil its new soft drink, Coca-Cola Blak, during the Oscar pre-show on Sunday. The new beverage, a combination of Coke and coffee, is scheduled to hit grocery store shelves this spring.

5. The racial drama Crash, for sacrilege. The film won an award as the Most Profane Film of the Year from the conservative movie watchdog group Family Media Guide. According to the organization, the film contains 182 expletives, 62 incidents of violence and 16 incidences containing sexual content.

6. Canned West Wing star Rob Lowe, for getting his comeuppance. Lowe is returning to NBC’s political drama for the series finale–to ensure the TV show ends on a high.

7. Wedding Crasher star Vince Vaughn, for breaking into the $20 million club.Vaughn will cement his leading man status with a $20 million paycheck for his starring role in upcoming holiday comedy Fred Claus.

8. Movie moguls Bob and Harvey Weinstein, for their hearts of cinematic gold. The brothers are auctioning off thousands of props and wardrobe items from their most famous films on online auction sites eBay.com and PremiereProps.com to raise money for the Weinstein’s Max Family Foundation and the Entertainment Industry Foundation.

9. “Brokeback,â€� for its linguistic powers. The non-profit group Global Language Monitor has placed “Brokeback” at the top of its annual Hollywood words and phrases list.

10. Salma Hayek, 50 Cent, Tom Hanks, Bono and Brad Pitt, for their contribution to AIDS awareness. The five stars are going to wear white clothing and matching wristbands, and click their fingers to mark the people dying of AIDS every three seconds for a new Internet and print ad for awareness Web site One.org.