All young men go on occassional joyrides, but Prince William has taken that to the next level. He’s been known to take military helicopters out for a spin around town, prompting some Brits to call him a royal show-off.

But he makes up for it…sometimes. When he’s not using the British airfleet as his personal shuttle service, he visits underprivileged children and poses for photo ops. Oh, William, what would your mama say?

Rob Lowe has denied Jessica Gibson’s allegations of sexual harassment (and other behavior that is ” offensive, insulting, unwelcome, mean, perverted, crude and lascivious”). But the former nanny is sticking to her story, even though Rob’s attorney has said that he’s found no one to verify her claims.

So now it’s a game of he said, she said. Who’ll win? Get the low down on the case in the next issue of People magazine.

It’s a story you’d expect to see in the movies, not on the front pages of every celebrity magazine. A-list star falls in love with cocktail waitress. Now, George Clooney’s girlfriend Sarah Larson tells how she snagged George Clooney. Apparently, the two met at a party in Las Vegas, where she worked as a cocktail server. She caught his eye, and years later, they met again at the Ocean’s 13 premiere. Within a month they were taking romantic vacations together in Italy.

Katie Holmes may be getting a Broadway role. Reports say that she’s in “final negotiations” for the lead role inAll My Sons, by Arthur Miller.

Supposedly she has already promised to participate in a workshop, but still hasn’t given a “set answer” to taking the role. It would be her first play since high school — and she’d have to be on stage six nights a week. What would her overprotective husband think of that?!

Matthew McConaughey spills the dirt on “the ghosts of girlfriends past” in his blog.

Hear about his escapades with Penelope Cruz and Ashley Judd. But take it with a grain of salt — they’re part of his role for the movie, Ghosts of Girlfriend Past.

How the mighty have fallen. Most of the Jackson family is broke, and have gone from being pop sensations to…supermarket clerks. We won’t name names, but Who knew Motown would lead to skid row? Did you know that the majority of the Jackson family is broke and scrapping for cash.

Check out this sad list of the Jackson’s (nion) careers, from stocking supermarket shelves to judging beauty contests.

Even Michael Jackson, the former king of pop, has been reduced to hiding out in Las Vegas. He’ll soon be losing his Neverland Mansion — on top of the Jackson family home.

Tragic.

No, not really Hannah, but Miley Cyrus, who plays the tween sensation on the Disney Channel hit show. The bubbly pop star and actress was born Destiny Hope Cyrus but was given the nickname Smiley Miley by her country croonin’ Dad Billy Ray because of, duh, her sunny disposition.

The Los Angeles Superior Court have confirmed that she has filed papers to change her name to Miley Ray Cyrus.

Rihanna has helped a woman battling leukemia to find a bone marrow donor.

Lisa Lisa Gershowitz-Flynn, a 41-year-old lawyer, is amazed at the response she got from strangers after the singer sent out a plea for help. The donor was anonymous, has never met her, and doesn’t know who she is.

Rihanna had reached out to Flynn, asking fans to come in and help through an exclusive article at People magazine. Nearly 5,000 readers then called DKMS, the world’s leading bone marrow donor center.

Rihanna’s efforts can potentially save other lives. “We actually recruited and registered roughly 2,000 new donors, just from phone calls and emails we got – and it’s continuing,” says Katharina Harf, executive vice president of DKMS.

After finding the match, Flynn is now awaiting the bone marrow transplant.

“My life will be saved because of you, my family and friends (old and new),” Flynn writes. “My children (Michael, 5, and Alexandra, 3) will have their mother, my husband will have his wife, and my parents will have their daughter.”

To join this campaign, go to the DKS website.

So how do you break into showbiz — or, as they say, become a “celebutante?” Perez Hilton shares his idea on how to take the fast-track to fame in a radio interview.

Maybe Heidi Montag should take down notes.

Can you believe the audacity of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag? Despite their first video — “Higher” — being slammed by critics and music fans, they still think they actually have a recording career.

“Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming – they’re gonna sell 10-million plus,” says Spencer, of their next video.

Excuse us while we break into hysterical laughter.

The New Kids on the Block are back. Must be desperate for money, or have delusions of earning as much as the Spice Girls reunion.

Reality check, kids. The screaming fans who used to scramble over each other for a chance to wipe off the sweat from Joey McIntyre’s brow are now in their 30’s. Many of them cringe at the memory of scribbling “I love Jordan McKnight” on their notebooks. And, last time we checked, “Step by Step” never became part of the pop music compendium of classics.

And the Britney saga goes on. This week, she’s locked herself up in the bathroom with her kid, checked into a mental institute, and lost custody. While her mom accuses Dr. Phil of betraying their family’s “circle of trust” she and her paparazzo boyfriend Adnan Ghalib escaped to the Bahamas.

Yes, that’s right. First the couple shook off the press by saying that they’d go to New York. Hours later, they turned up in Baja! Rosarito Beach, Mexico — about 3 hours away from her Beverly Hills home. Then, with a sudden burst of intelligence (yes, her brain is still there somewhere) she cancels their romantic rendezvous and goes back home.

AOL came out with its top 20 list of hottest tween stars.

Interesting that list young, perky hopefuls, several have already gotten themselves into Hollywood trouble: nude photos circulated on the web, unwanted pregnancy, wild party pics, hooking up with co-stars just to further their careers.

Let’s bookmark that list, shall we, and check on them 10 years from now. Which ones of those adorable darlings will have DUI arrests, sex scandals and rehab history? Remember, Britne was a Mouseketeer.

Well, if you count making a sweet public statement about your long-term female partner.  At an awards ceremony in Los Angeles, Jodie Foster spoke of her lesbian love, calling her the “beautiful Cydney”, who stuck by her through all the “rotten and bliss”.  Cydney Bernard is a producer whom she met in 1993 on the set of Sommersby. She and Jodie share a Malibu home with Jodie’s her two sons, age 9 and 6.

Like Jennifer Aniston,  Ashley also had good reason to get a nose job, and no, it wasn’t to shed the Jewish-American-Princess look.  It was because of a “deviated septum“, caused by a car and dance accident which caused her to have difficulty breathing.

Yesterday, the teen star who plays the acid-tongued Sharpay in High School Musical, revealed her new nose at a New York benefit concert.

Thank God some celebrities have better things to do with their time and money than date horrible men or buy ridiculously overpriced designer bags.

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart went downtown to serve turkey to the homeless, joined by Kirk Douglas and Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa.

Douglas said, “It’s inspiring to see actors and politicians come and help serve. It will help their souls as much as it helps the guests being served.â€�

Los Angeles has one of the United States’ highest population of homeless people, estimated at 40,000.

George Clooney, you’re our hero! He donated $25,000 to help writers who may have been hard hit by the Hollywood industry strike. “While people like myself see this as a forced vacation, but a prolonged strike can destroy people who make a living in this industry.”

The only thing sexier than that man’s smile is that it’s actually real.

Kanye West’s mom, Donda thought she was hiring the best when she called Dr. Jan Adams. After all, the man had been interviewed several times by the Discovery Channel, and he boasted of his “fast results”.

Yeah, like death.  The doc not only took twice as long to do the “routine” plastic surgery, but didn’t send her to a recovery center after that. Further investigation showed he wasn’ t certifid by the board, and had been arrested for DUI.

Donda had just written a book, “Raising Kanye”.    

Kanye West’s mom, Donda thought she was hiring the best when she called Dr. Jan Adams. After all, the man had been interviewed several times by the Discovery Channel, and he boasted of his “fast results”.

Yeah, like death.  The doc not only took twice as long to do the “routine” plastic surgery, but didn’t send her to a recovery center after that. Further investigation showed he wasn’ t certifid by the board, and had been arrested for DUI.

Donda had just written a book, “Raising Kanye”.    

Heather Mills has already complained of being mocked by the press, but now the fashion industry’s joined in the sniggering. Stella McCartney, Paul’s daughter from an earlier marriage, has expanded her fashion line to include accessories. Her first pendant design? A single, sexy, leg.

It’s a jab against Heather Mills (who’s Stella already described as an “evil stepmother”) who lost her leg in a car accident. Knowing Heather, she’d almost forgive the insult, if she can get a “kick back” on the royalties.