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The Celebrific Lowdown

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TMZ:  HBO head honcho arrested for girlfriend battery

Hollyscoop:  Tom Cruise buys wife Katie Holmes her very own mansion

Us Weekly:  The media has been kicked out of the Kim Bassinger & Alec Baldwin case

Celebitchy:  Justin Timberlake & Cameron Diaz say hello for Shrek 3′s sake

The Superficial:  Well, at least we got another Paris Hilton panty shot out of the whole ordeal…

PopSugar:  The Fantastic Four crowd still having fun down under

Life & Style:  Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt over for good?



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PopSugar:  As if you needed more reasons to love Natalie Portman.... 

Filmsy:  New Harry Potter movie posters are here!   

Perez Hilton:  Scarlett Johansson & the case of the bad, burnt skin 

US Weekly:   One very scary picture of Hillary Clinton 

Just Jared:  Oops, Kate Bosworth almost loses her bikini top 

Socialite's Life:  Penelope Cruz celebrates her birthday with Josh Hartnett

People:  Rosario Dawson wants you to eat cookies  

TMZ:  Lindsay Lohan gives Britney Spears props, but Spears' family gives zilch 

Celebitchy:  Angelina Jolie's A Mighty Heart movie trailer & stills just for you  

Hollywood Tuna:   A very lovely Sarah Harding picture moment 



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PopSugar:  Boots is big  

Filmsy:    Harry Potter's Hermione to have bigger boobs in IMAX

Perez Hilton:  Ahhh, the beautiful people 

US Weekly:  The case of the shrinking stars 

Just Jared:  It's a wrap for "Grey's Anatomy" 

People:  Now, who's left on "American Idol" that we actually care about?  

TMZ:  Britney Spears:  once a gum chewer, always a gum chewer  

Celebitchy:   Is Keith Urban really wearing a booze ankle bracelet? 

Hollywood Tuna:   The gift that keeps on giving, Victoria Posh Beckham 



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PopSugar:   Spider-Man 4 is almost upon us! 

Filmsy:  Crazypants Mel Gibson to resurrect Maverick character

Perez Hilton:  Sweet!  Watch Britney Spears take the stage once more! 

US Weekly:  Damn!  Vanessa Minnillo has come out bating! 

Just Jared:  Blacke Lewis rocked Bon Jovi on "American Idol" 

People:   Lindsay Lohan wants to party in Las Vegas for her 21st birthday.  Well, no surprise there really. 

TMZ:   MTV, I don't know who you are anymore!  Showing the MTV Video Music Awards only once?! 

Celebitchy:   A chocolate bridge too fat for Robert DeNiro 

Hollywood Tuna:  Paz Vega is one hot mamma!  



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PopSugar:  TomKat grabs a steak dinner with Brooke Shields, it’s funny how life works sometimes, isn’t it? 

Filmsy:  Tobey Maguire credits Leonardo DiCaprio with acting skills 

Perez Hilton:  This just in- Barbra Streisand will never, and I mean never, retire 

US Weekly:  Is Gisele really leaving Victoria’s Secret?! 

Just Jared:  Ewwww, Kirsten Dunst needs to see a podiatrist & fast! 

Socialite’s Life:   Bruce Willis is finally admitting that he has girl parts? 

People:  Kate Moss is just window dressing to us 

TMZ:  Britney crazypants Spears having a bad day?  Who would have guessed it? 

Celebitchy:  Alec Baldwin blames “Dora the Explorer” for just about everything

Hollywood Tuna:   Hilary Duff goes & gets herself banged, you like the new look?



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PopSugar:  Britney Spears has awesome outfits, NOT!

Filmsy:  Comedian Sarah Silverman to host MTV Movie Awards

Perez Hilton:  Britney Spears’ sad daddy makes headlines

US Weekly:  Style Icon of the Year?  Jennifer Lopez?  Huh?

Just Jared:  Matt Damon hearts Darfur

Socialite’s Life:  Man, are there any pics of Victoria Posh Beckham without her pointy nipples?

People:  Coppers let Britney Spears off with a warning after being pulled over for speeding

TMZ:  Newly discovered Anna Nicole Smith videos truly revealing about the celeb’s secretive life

Celebitchy:  Ahh, a daily dose of Angelina Jolie keeps the docs away

Hollywood Tuna:  Damn!  Jessica Simpson’s girly pillows are hungry & ready to eat you up!



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TMZ:  Uh oh, Larry Birkhead stopped from leaving Bahamas with Anna Nicole Smith’s baby? 

PopSugar:  Julia Roberts & her stunning pregnancy glow 

PEOPLE:   Fellow Scientologist Jenna Elfman defends TomKat marriage

HollywoodTuna:  Isn’t a single Petra a hotter Petra?

PageSix:  We say goodbye to SocialRank.com 

Filmsy:  Adam Sandler says his new movie is gay-happy, not gay-tarded 

HollyScoop:  David Beckham says no to malaria, dammit 

Us Weekly:  Is Dannielynn Hope going to Kentucky? 



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TMZ:   Ouch!  Hugh Grant doesn’t play nice 

PopSugar:  Spider-Man 3 coverage & then some! 

PEOPLE:  WTF?  No one went home on “American Idol” 

HollywoodTuna:  Hilary Duff gets leggy on it & we like it 

PageSix:  Phil Spector is one creepy lady man

Filmsy:   “Scrubs” actor Zach Braff drops out of Fletch movie sequel 

HollyScoop:  People everywhere cry or curse as Britney Spears dons underwear  

Us Weekly:  Justin Timberlake & the curse of the beat-boxing 



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TMZ:   Well, it looks like the news has been confirmed, Rosie O’Donnell will be leaving “The View” so we need to find a reason to watch the show again, apparently. 

PopSugar:  25 years of Madonna, doesn’t it seems like a lot damn longer? 

PEOPLE:  And speaking of plastic surgery, Ashlee Simpson is calling her a “personal choice.” 

HollywoodTuna:  Beauty Scarlett Johansson forgets how to stay upright. 

PageSix:   And let the pissing contest between Robert De Niro & David Bowie begin! 

Filmsy:  Hmmm, Tobey Maguire’s Spider-Man 3 the most expensive movie ever made? 

HollyScoop:   Sexy!  Lance Bass & his new man define the meaning of PDA. 

Us Weekly:  Ouch!  Tom Cruise supposedly orders wife Katie Holmes to take mommy Scientology classes! 



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TMZ:  OMG!  Keith Richards has about the scariest mug I’ve ever seen!  

PopSugar: Well her outfits may be a crying shame, but Britney Spears has got her bod back at the very least  

PEOPLE:  Happy birthday, baby Suri! 

HollywoodTuna:  9th Annual Young Hollywood Awards coverage 

PageSix:  Talk host Rosie O’Donnell has the ability to gross out even the best

Filmsy:  Hot Fuzz, reviewed 

HollyScoop:   Pete Wentz opening up his own bar so he can drink on the house 

Us Weekly:    Come on, girls.  Play nice.  Paris Hilton received many calls last Friday night that Shanna Moakler had published her cell phone number.  Silly little girls.



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PopSugar:  Ugggg, Britney crazypants Spears is turning into some country concoction 

PEOPLE:  Meg Ryan reveals her feelings about her adopted daughter Daisy

HollywoodTuna:  Scarlett Johansson & her lady pillows do SNL

PageSix:  Chevy Chase puts the finger on his parents 

Filmsy:  For some odd reason Quentin Tarantino’s Death Proof gets nominated for top Cannes prize  

HollyScoop:  Because they must get paid a lot, the ladies help Jack Nicholson celebrate his 70th birthday

Us Weekly:  Never you fear, Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt still loving each other & looking better than us, dammit!



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TMZ:  Sanjaya goes to Washington & thinks he needs a bodyguard, anyone interested?

PopSugar:  Kate Moss a copycat?  Hmmm, well, maybe….

PEOPLE:  Say hello to Katie Couric’s new beau, eww! 

Page Six:  Yep, Britney Spears’ father does spank her a new one, I agree  

Filmsy:   Sexpot Eric Bana to star in The Time Traveler’s Wife 

Glitterati Gossip:   Hacked again, Lindsay Lohan’s email & MySpace get wide open one more time 

I’m Not Obsessed:  Britney Spears’ family does not really have her back it would seem 



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TMZ:  Katie Holmes tries to regain her life apart from hubby Tom Cruise 

PopSugar:  Awww!  Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt spotted taking a ride  

PEOPLE:  Britney Spears fights the weight & the weight fights back 

Page Six:   Donald Trump fights back with Rosie’s undies 

Filmsy:   Willa Ford will take on role of Anna Nicole Smith in new indie film 

Glitterati Gossip:  Quite hilarious TomKat cartoon! 

I’m Not Obsessed:  Ashlee Simpson goes Bazaar    



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TMZ:  Brad Pitt tells Angelina Jolie to show baby Shiloh some lovin’  

PopSugar:  Britney Spears sports her many, many double chins in Malibu 

PEOPLE:  Haley Scarnato voted off “American Idol”, boohoo   

Page Six:   Oh, Britney Spears, just a year ago you looked shit tons better 

Filmsy:  New Green Arrow comic movie rumors

Glitterati Gossip:  Mandy Moore does Elle magazine, and I mean she does it  

City Rag:  America’s hottest college girls are just waiting for you, not!  

I’m Not Obsessed:   Damn, the IRS is catching up with everyone!  J.Lo is going to have to work hard for this one

Just Jared:   Even though he’s kind of an idiot, Ryan Gosling is still hot 

Pop Candy:  Giovanni Ribisi as Einstein, it just makes sense  



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TMZ:   Larry Birkhead tells Anna Nicole Smith’s mother, back off bitch! 

PopSugar:  Back together again- Nicole Richie & Paris Hilton  

PEOPLE:  The green of Julia Roberts  

Page Six:  Actor Rip Torn to stage DUI fight 

Glitterati Gossip:   WTF?  Heather Mills & Mick Jagger? 

City Rag:   Ooo, how I’ve been missing that Demi Moore Striptease 

I’m Not Obsessed:  Marcia Cross & the new twins  

Just Jared:  Sexypants Charlize Theron gives us the scoop

Pop Candy:   Steve Martin serenades Diane Keaton at Lincoln Center tribute 



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TMZ:   Who knew?  Angelina Jolie & brother James Haven consider themselves orphans 

Us Weekly:  Why Halle Berry is so mad at Parade magazine & for good reason we think! 

PopSugar:   The Reese Witherspoon & family Easter Sunday outing, adorable! 

PEOPLE:   The eldest Hanson, Isaac, & his wife welcome their first child

Page Six:  Porn queen Jenna Jameson losing fans & weight all over the damn place

Glitterati Gossip:  Ha!  A naked Tom Brady wishes us a very happy Easter weekend!

City Rag:  Celebs are just like us!  They eat too!!!

I’m Not Obsessed:   You sillybilly, Courteney Cox tries & fails to hide behind her ginormous bag

Just Jared:  A truly awesome Ocean’s 13 movie trailer sure to set your Monday out on a good foot

Pop Candy:  The best of the best of last week



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Celebitchy:  Everyone has a band these days, including old man Kevin Costner 

TMZ:  Good ole Britney Crazypants Spears may be in a bad & long deal with manager 

HollyScoop:  Brody Jenner never rocks & that’s all there is to it  

Gawker:   Ever wanna see Sam Talbot in a banana hammock?  Yeah, me neither. 

Socialite’s Life:  Porn star Ron Jeremy goes on a boob-grabbing rampage 

Life & Style:  Just how can you get Mischa Barton’s look? 

PEOPLE:   The scoop on Anna Nicole Smith’s diaries of drugs, food & more drugs 

Us Weekly:  I think I see a new reality show idea, Paris Hilton:  In Chains 

PopSugar:   You know, just when does Justin Timberlake stop running his overworked mouth?

Celebrity Smack:   Kate Moss should NEVER go anywhere without her trusty makeup 



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Celebitchy:   Britney Spears now knows how to pee in the woods, thanks to rehab 

TMZ:   John Travolta makes an emergency landing in Ireland & the residents have regretted it ever since 

HollyScoop:  None other than Kate Moss hangs from chandelier

Gawker:  So, who is on Paris Hilton patrol again? 

Socialite’s Life:   It just can’t be helped, Angelina Jolie’s brother James Haven is a big oddity 

Life & Style:   So, who is this CariDee I keep hearing about?

PEOPLE:  Ahhh, Britney Spears & her many covering-up-the-baldness hats

Us Weekly:  Mario Lopez looks like a hunky, headbanded fairy, does he not? 

PopSugar:  WTF?  Brought to you the only way Lindsay Lohan knows how…  

Celebrity Smack:  Keith Richards is a snorting machine, but then, what else is new?  



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Celebitchy:  And Lindsay Lohan continues to get her party on, no matter if it annoys everyone in the vicinity 

TMZ:   Does anyone still remember Duran Duran?  Well, some guy’s been robbed if you care. 

HollyScoop:   Victoria Posh Beckham’s reality show to be axed?  No!  My life has no meaning anymore!!!! 

Gawker:  And here we have it, we all love Alanis Morissette again

Socialite’s Life:   Sienna Miller continues to amaze us in the fashion department 

Life & Style:  More on that Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt & newly adopted Vietnamese son Pax kidnapping thing 

PEOPLE:  Music producers are good liars, producer says everything is ”coming together” for new Britney Spears album.  Yeah, right! 

Us Weekly:  Kevin Federline getting screwed with Britney Spears divorce settlement, hahahahahaha!  

PopSugar:  A very awwwww moment with Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner & baby Violet 

Celebrity Smack:   I don’t care if it’s skinner, Courtney Love will never attain hotness 



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