Posted by Allison as The Celebrific Lowdown at 10:30 AM UTC on May, 07 2007

TMZ:Â HBO head honcho arrested for girlfriend battery
Hollyscoop:Â Tom Cruise buys wife Katie Holmes her very own mansion
Us Weekly:Â The media has been kicked out of the Kim Bassinger & Alec Baldwin case
Celebitchy:Â Justin Timberlake & Cameron Diaz say hello for Shrek 3′s sake
The Superficial:Â Well, at least we got another Paris Hilton panty shot out of the whole ordeal…
PopSugar:Â The Fantastic Four crowd still having fun down under
Life & Style:Â Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt over for good?
Posted by Allison as The Celebrific Lowdown at 10:30 AM UTC on May, 04 2007

PopSugar: As if you needed more reasons to love Natalie Portman....Â
Filmsy: New Harry Potter movie posters are here!  Â
Perez Hilton: Scarlett Johansson & the case of the bad, burnt skinÂ
US Weekly:Â Â One very scary picture of Hillary ClintonÂ
Just Jared: Oops, Kate Bosworth almost loses her bikini topÂ
Socialite's Life:Â Penelope Cruz celebrates her birthday with Josh Hartnett
People: Rosario Dawson wants you to eat cookies Â
TMZ: Lindsay Lohan gives Britney Spears props, but Spears' family gives zilchÂ
Celebitchy: Angelina Jolie's A Mighty Heart movie trailer & stills just for you Â
Hollywood Tuna:Â Â Â A very lovely Sarah Harding picture momentÂ
Posted by Allison as The Celebrific Lowdown at 10:30 AM UTC on May, 03 2007

PopSugar: Boots is big Â
Filmsy:Â Â Harry Potter's Hermione to have bigger boobs in IMAX
Perez Hilton:Â Ahhh, the beautiful peopleÂ
US Weekly: The case of the shrinking starsÂ
Just Jared:Â It's a wrap for "Grey's Anatomy"Â
People: Now, who's left on "American Idol" that we actually care about? Â
TMZ:  Britney Spears: once a gum chewer, always a gum chewer Â
Celebitchy:Â Â Is Keith Urban really wearing a booze ankle bracelet?Â
Hollywood Tuna:  The gift that keeps on giving, Victoria Posh BeckhamÂ
Posted by Allison as The Celebrific Lowdown at 10:30 AM UTC on May, 02 2007

PopSugar:  Spider-Man 4 is almost upon us!Â
Filmsy:Â Crazypants Mel Gibson to resurrect Maverick character
Perez Hilton: Sweet! Watch Britney Spears take the stage once more!Â
US Weekly: Damn!  Vanessa Minnillo has come out bating!Â
Just Jared: Blacke Lewis rocked Bon Jovi on "American Idol"Â
People:  Lindsay Lohan wants to party in Las Vegas for her 21st birthday. Well, no surprise there really.Â
TMZ:  MTV, I don't know who you are anymore! Showing the MTV Video Music Awards only once?!Â
Celebitchy:Â Â AÂ chocolate bridge too fat for Robert DeNiroÂ
Hollywood Tuna: Paz Vega is one hot mamma! Â
Posted by Allison as The Celebrific Lowdown at 10:30 AM UTC on May, 01 2007

PopSugar: TomKat grabs a steak dinner with Brooke Shields, it’s funny how life works sometimes, isn’t it?Â
Filmsy:  Tobey Maguire credits Leonardo DiCaprio with acting skillsÂ
Perez Hilton:Â This just in- Barbra Streisand will never, and I mean never, retireÂ
US Weekly:Â Is Gisele really leaving Victoria’s Secret?!Â
Just Jared:Â Ewwww, Kirsten Dunst needs to see a podiatrist & fast!Â
Socialite’s Life:   Bruce Willis is finally admitting that he has girl parts?Â
People: Kate Moss is just window dressing to usÂ
TMZ: Britney crazypants Spears having a bad day? Who would have guessed it?Â
Celebitchy:Â Alec Baldwin blames “Dora the Explorer” for just about everything
Hollywood Tuna:Â Â Hilary Duff goes & gets herself banged, you like the new look?
Posted by Allison as The Celebrific Lowdown at 10:30 AM UTC on Apr, 30 2007

PopSugar:Â Britney Spears has awesome outfits, NOT!
Filmsy:Â Comedian Sarah Silverman to host MTV Movie Awards
Perez Hilton:Â Britney Spears’ sad daddy makes headlines
US Weekly: Style Icon of the Year? Jennifer Lopez? Huh?
Just Jared:Â Matt Damon hearts Darfur
Socialite’s Life:Â Man, are there any pics of Victoria Posh Beckham without her pointy nipples?
People:Â Coppers let Britney Spears off with a warning after being pulled over for speeding
TMZ:Â Newly discovered Anna Nicole Smith videos truly revealing about the celeb’s secretive life
Celebitchy:Â Ahh, a daily dose of Angelina Jolie keeps the docs away
Hollywood Tuna: Damn! Jessica Simpson’s girly pillows are hungry & ready to eat you up!
Posted by Allison as The Celebrific Lowdown at 10:30 AM UTC on Apr, 27 2007

TMZ:Â Uh oh, Larry Birkhead stopped from leaving Bahamas with Anna Nicole Smith’s baby?Â
PopSugar:Â Julia Roberts & her stunning pregnancy glowÂ
PEOPLE:Â Â Fellow Scientologist Jenna Elfman defends TomKat marriage
HollywoodTuna:Â Isn’t a single Petra a hotter Petra?
PageSix:Â We say goodbye to SocialRank.comÂ
Filmsy: Adam Sandler says his new movie is gay-happy, not gay-tardedÂ
HollyScoop:Â David Beckham says no to malaria, dammitÂ
Us Weekly:Â Is Dannielynn Hope going to Kentucky?Â
Posted by Allison as The Celebrific Lowdown at 10:30 AM UTC on Apr, 26 2007

TMZ:   Ouch! Hugh Grant doesn’t play niceÂ
PopSugar:Â Spider-Man 3 coverage & then some!Â
PEOPLE: WTF? No one went home on “American Idol”Â
HollywoodTuna: Hilary Duff gets leggy on it & we like itÂ
PageSix: Phil Spector is one creepy lady man
Filmsy:  “Scrubs” actor Zach Braff drops out of Fletch movie sequelÂ
HollyScoop:  People everywhere cry or curse as Britney Spears dons underwear Â
Us Weekly: Justin Timberlake & the curse of the beat-boxingÂ
Posted by Allison as The Celebrific Lowdown at 10:30 AM UTC on Apr, 25 2007

TMZ:  Well, it looks like the news has been confirmed, Rosie O’Donnell will be leaving “The View” so we need to find a reason to watch the show again, apparently.Â
PopSugar: 25 years of Madonna, doesn’t it seems like a lot damn longer?Â
PEOPLE: And speaking of plastic surgery, Ashlee Simpson is calling her a “personal choice.”Â
HollywoodTuna:Â Beauty Scarlett Johansson forgets how to stay upright.Â
PageSix:Â Â And let the pissing contest between Robert De Niro & David Bowie begin!Â
Filmsy:Â Hmmm, Tobey Maguire’s Spider-Man 3 the most expensive movie ever made?Â
HollyScoop:  Sexy! Lance Bass & his new man define the meaning of PDA.Â
Us Weekly: Ouch! Tom Cruise supposedly orders wife Katie Holmes to take mommy Scientology classes!Â
Posted by Allison as The Celebrific Lowdown at 10:30 AM UTC on Apr, 24 2007

TMZ: OMG! Keith Richards has about the scariest mug I’ve ever seen! Â
PopSugar: Well her outfits may be a crying shame, but Britney Spears has got her bod back at the very least Â
PEOPLE:Â Happy birthday, baby Suri!Â
HollywoodTuna:Â 9th Annual Young Hollywood Awards coverageÂ
PageSix:Â Talk host Rosie O’Donnell has the ability to gross out even the best
Filmsy:Â Hot Fuzz, reviewedÂ
HollyScoop:  Pete Wentz opening up his own bar so he can drink on the houseÂ
Us Weekly:   Come on, girls. Play nice. Paris Hilton received many calls last Friday night that Shanna Moakler had published her cell phone number. Silly little girls.
Posted by Allison as The Celebrific Lowdown at 10:30 AM UTC on Apr, 23 2007
TMZ:Â Â Jennifer Lopez is a very expensive birthday guest!Â
PopSugar:  Ugggg, Britney crazypants Spears is turning into some country concoctionÂ
PEOPLE: Meg Ryan reveals her feelings about her adopted daughter Daisy
HollywoodTuna:Â Scarlett Johansson & her lady pillows do SNL
PageSix:Â Chevy Chase puts the finger on his parentsÂ
Filmsy: For some odd reason Quentin Tarantino’s Death Proof gets nominated for top Cannes prize Â
HollyScoop:Â Because they must get paid a lot, the ladies help Jack Nicholson celebrate his 70th birthday
Us Weekly:Â Never you fear, Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt still loving each other & looking better than us, dammit!
Posted by Allison as The Celebrific Lowdown at 10:30 AM UTC on Apr, 20 2007

TMZ:Â Sanjaya goes to Washington & thinks he needs a bodyguard, anyone interested?
PopSugar: Kate Moss a copycat? Hmmm, well, maybe….
PEOPLE:Â Say hello to Katie Couric’s new beau, eww!Â
Page Six: Yep, Britney Spears’ father does spank her a new one, I agree Â
Filmsy:  Sexpot Eric Bana to star in The Time Traveler’s WifeÂ
Glitterati Gossip:  Hacked again, Lindsay Lohan’s email & MySpace get wide open one more timeÂ
I’m Not Obsessed: Britney Spears’ family does not really have her back it would seemÂ
Posted by Allison as The Celebrific Lowdown at 10:30 AM UTC on Apr, 19 2007

TMZ: Katie Holmes tries to regain her life apart from hubby Tom CruiseÂ
PopSugar: Awww!  Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt spotted taking a ride Â
PEOPLE: Britney Spears fights the weight & the weight fights backÂ
Page Six:  Donald Trump fights back with Rosie’s undiesÂ
Filmsy:  Willa Ford will take on role of Anna Nicole Smith in new indie filmÂ
Glitterati Gossip:Â Quite hilarious TomKat cartoon!Â
I’m Not Obsessed: Ashlee Simpson goes Bazaar   Â
Posted by Allison as The Celebrific Lowdown at 10:30 AM UTC on Apr, 12 2007

TMZ:Â Brad Pitt tells Angelina Jolie to show baby Shiloh some lovin’Â Â
PopSugar: Britney Spears sports her many, many double chins in MalibuÂ
PEOPLE: Haley Scarnato voted off “American Idol”, boohoo  Â
Page Six:  Oh, Britney Spears, just a year ago you looked shit tons betterÂ
Filmsy:Â New Green Arrow comic movie rumors
Glitterati Gossip: Mandy Moore does Elle magazine, and I mean she does it Â
City Rag: America’s hottest college girls are just waiting for you, not! Â
I’m Not Obsessed:  Damn, the IRS is catching up with everyone! J.Lo is going to have to work hard for this one
Just Jared:  Even though he’s kind of an idiot, Ryan Gosling is still hotÂ
Pop Candy: Giovanni Ribisi as Einstein, it just makes sense Â
Posted by Allison as The Celebrific Lowdown at 10:30 AM UTC on Apr, 11 2007

TMZ:Â Â Larry Birkhead tells Anna Nicole Smith’s mother, back off bitch!Â
PopSugar: Back together again- Nicole Richie & Paris Hilton Â
PEOPLE: The green of Julia Roberts Â
Page Six:Â Actor Rip Torn to stage DUI fightÂ
Glitterati Gossip:  WTF? Heather Mills & Mick Jagger?Â
City Rag:  Ooo, how I’ve been missing that Demi Moore StripteaseÂ
I’m Not Obsessed: Marcia Cross & the new twins Â
Just Jared:Â Â Sexypants Charlize Theron gives us the scoop
Pop Candy:  Steve Martin serenades Diane Keaton at Lincoln Center tributeÂ
Posted by Allison as The Celebrific Lowdown at 10:30 AM UTC on Apr, 09 2007

TMZ:  Who knew? Angelina Jolie & brother James Haven consider themselves orphansÂ
Us Weekly:Â Why Halle Berry is so mad at Parade magazine & for good reason we think!Â
PopSugar:  The Reese Witherspoon & family Easter Sunday outing, adorable!Â
PEOPLE:  The eldest Hanson, Isaac, & his wife welcome their first child
Page Six: Porn queen Jenna Jameson losing fans & weight all over the damn place
Glitterati Gossip: Ha! A naked Tom Brady wishes us a very happy Easter weekend!
City Rag: Celebs are just like us! They eat too!!!
I’m Not Obsessed: Â You sillybilly, Courteney Cox tries & fails to hide behind her ginormous bag
Just Jared:Â A truly awesome Ocean’s 13 movie trailer sure to set your Monday out on a good foot
Pop Candy:Â The best of the best of last week
Posted by Allison as The Celebrific Lowdown at 10:30 AM UTC on Apr, 06 2007

Celebitchy:Â Everyone has a band these days, including old man Kevin CostnerÂ
TMZ: Good ole Britney Crazypants Spears may be in a bad & long deal with managerÂ
HollyScoop: Brody Jenner never rocks & that’s all there is to it Â
Gawker:  Ever wanna see Sam Talbot in a banana hammock? Yeah, me neither.Â
Socialite’s Life: Porn star Ron Jeremy goes on a boob-grabbing rampageÂ
Life & Style: Just how can you get Mischa Barton’s look?Â
PEOPLE:  The scoop on Anna Nicole Smith’s diaries of drugs, food & more drugsÂ
Us Weekly: I think I see a new reality show idea, Paris Hilton: In ChainsÂ
PopSugar:  You know, just when does Justin Timberlake stop running his overworked mouth?
Celebrity Smack:Â Â Kate Moss should NEVER go anywhere without her trusty makeupÂ
Posted by Allison as The Celebrific Lowdown at 10:30 AM UTC on Apr, 04 2007

Celebitchy:Â Â Britney Spears now knows how to pee in the woods, thanks to rehabÂ
TMZ:Â Â John Travolta makes an emergency landing in Ireland & the residents have regretted it ever sinceÂ
HollyScoop:Â None other than Kate Moss hangs from chandelier
Gawker:Â So, who is on Paris Hilton patrol again?Â
Socialite’s Life:  It just can’t be helped, Angelina Jolie’s brother James Haven is a big oddityÂ
Life & Style:Â Â So, who is this CariDee I keep hearing about?
PEOPLE:Â Ahhh, Britney Spears & her many covering-up-the-baldness hats
Us Weekly:Â Mario Lopez looks like a hunky, headbanded fairy, does he not?Â
PopSugar: WTF? Brought to you the only way Lindsay Lohan knows how… Â
Celebrity Smack: Keith Richards is a snorting machine, but then, what else is new? Â
Posted by Allison as The Celebrific Lowdown at 10:30 AM UTC on Apr, 03 2007

Celebitchy: And Lindsay Lohan continues to get her party on, no matter if it annoys everyone in the vicinityÂ
TMZ:  Does anyone still remember Duran Duran? Well, some guy’s been robbed if you care.Â
HollyScoop:  Victoria Posh Beckham’s reality show to be axed? No! My life has no meaning anymore!!!!Â
Gawker:Â And here we have it, we all love Alanis Morissette again
Socialite’s Life:  Sienna Miller continues to amaze us in the fashion departmentÂ
Life & Style: More on that Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt & newly adopted Vietnamese son Pax kidnapping thingÂ
PEOPLE: Music producers are good liars, producer says everything is ”coming together” for new Britney Spears album. Yeah, right!Â
Us Weekly: Kevin Federline getting screwed with Britney Spears divorce settlement, hahahahahaha! Â
PopSugar: A very awwwww moment with Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner & baby VioletÂ
Celebrity Smack:  I don’t care if it’s skinner, Courtney Love will never attain hotnessÂ