Lindsay Lohan’s been accused of stealing! First by a Columbia University student who says the actress swiped her fur coat, now by model Lauren Hastings, who says she lost several thousand dollars’ worth of clothes. She reported it to the police who dropped the case because of insufficient evidence.

We know Lohan hasn’t been getting as many projects — her rehab problem really dragged down her career — but is she so strapped for cash she can’t buy her own things?

Minnie Driver’s been keeping the identity of her baby’s father a secret, prefering to evade questions by saying, “Oh it’s the Easter Bunny.” But she finally did give a few clues. First, it’s not San Francisco musician Craig Zolezzi. It’s an Englishman, and “sort of in the same business.” Oh, so that narrows it down to…oh, a couple of thousand!!! We’ll have to keep on guessing…

Though Pink is a free woman (she and Carey Hart recently split up) isn’t it a little bit too soon to start dating? She was spotted with this guy at the Moonshadows restaurant in Malibu. The day before that, they were seen on the beach together.

Gayle King may be Oprah’s BFF, but the editor-at- large of the Oprah mag and organizer of the Legends weekend, denies that the richest woman on television bought her a $7.1 mil penthouse in New York. According to spies, neither Oprah nor her BFF have been seen near the luxe premises. So who’s moving in? The rumour mill turns….

They may have another baby on the way, but Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have no plans to tie the knot. Rumors that they exchanged vows in a New Orleans are completely untrue. Yes, they had a fun family weekend in the city, since Pitt had to attend a “Make it Right” charity event, but they’re perfectly happy with the current arrangement.

Besides, with a bump that big, Jolie doesn’t have that many options for a wedding dress!

How the mighty have fallen. Most of the Jackson family is broke, and have gone from being pop sensations to…supermarket clerks. We won’t name names, but Who knew Motown would lead to skid row? Did you know that the majority of the Jackson family is broke and scrapping for cash.

Check out this sad list of the Jackson’s (nion) careers, from stocking supermarket shelves to judging beauty contests.

Even Michael Jackson, the former king of pop, has been reduced to hiding out in Las Vegas. He’ll soon be losing his Neverland Mansion — on top of the Jackson family home.

Tragic.

Jessica Simpson is in Kuwait to help boost the morale of U.S. troops, though some reports are slamming her for bringing an entourage of celebrity hairstylist and numerous assistance, and flying by private jet, too. Her rep denies these rumors. “She flew commercially, she is staying in the barracks,” Berger tells PEOPLE. “She’s been with the troops all day. She’s had her meals with them.” Plus, though Jessica’s brought a makeup artist and hair stylist, “She’s not with Ken Paves. She has significantly scaled back her entourage.”

On Saturday night, the Ventura County’s Sheriff’s department said that a suicide call was placed allegedly from Heather Locklear’s home.

The sexy 46-year-old denied that anything happened at all, her rep saying that Heather was fine and nobody in her household ever placed the call. And when the paramedics arrived at Heather’s house, it seemed true indeed.

Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. However, his doctors are optimistic. “Patrick has a very limited amount of disease and he appears to be responding well to treatment thus far.” in fact, he’s still continuing to work, inspired no doubt by the outpouring of support from family, friends, and fans.

After breaking up last summer Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson seem to be getting really close again.

The couple were “all over each other” at the Oscar parties. “There was lots of arm touching, giggling,” reports one witness, “They were having lots of fun.”

Is Emma Watson dating Johnny Borrell of Razorlight (who also happens to be Kirsten Dunst’s ex)? The two were spotted at the Vanity Fair/Burberry exhibit. He was showing her around, and from the light in her eyes, had the Harry Potter star completely under his “spell.”

But Watson’s friends said that she was probably just starstruck. She’s had a long and very serious relationship with Tom Ducker,a rugby player (photographed above during a holiday in Spain).

 In fact, Emma and Burrell parted ways soon after, with him heading to another party, and  going home with another girl.

Kirsten Dunst has just checked into Cirque Lodge Treatment Center — yes, the same place where Lindsay Lohan, Eva Mendes and god knows what other HOllywood star went to in the last 6 months.

Though Kirsten has been known to enjoy her parties, her behavior at the recent Sun Dance Festival was “unusually erratic.” Her friends say that she was just being her typical “carefree, party girl” self, but our Spidey Sense tells us that there’s something else going on. Especialy since, the day after the party, Kirsten was feeling “too unwell” to attend her own Glamour Magazine party.

Rhys Ifans looks like he’s done waiting for Sienna Miller to get serious. He’s given her an ultimatum, and sources close to the, say: “Rhys is fed up with all the secrecy around their relationship and wants to make it a permanent thing. He has asked Sienna to marry him and it’s the last time he will ask. He wants everyone to know they are officially an item. Sienna has yet to make a decision and Rhys can’t understand why. Sienna’s always trying to avoid the official relationship topic and is happy to keep it a low-profile affair. Rhys has been happy with that but now feels they should decide whether it’s going to be long-term or not.”

What’s the matter, Rhys? Learning Welsh not a deep enough sign of commitment for you?

Guess which celeb heart throb hasn’t cut his toenails in months? Or which pop star has such ugly breasts that stylists have to find clothes to make them look normal? Or what about the prima donna who throws tantrums in her dressing room?

Hollywood stylists tell all.

The toenails? Charlie Sheen. “They were almost an inch long,” says the source. “I couldn’t believe it! They looked like eagle’s talons! I thought about saying something, but you never know how he may react.”

The breasts? Paula Abdul. “You have to cover them up!” Good thing Simon can’t say anything about THAT.

Primadonna award goes to Gwen STefani, who actually breaks into sobs if she can’t fit into sample sizes. “She’s very high-strung, and it can be very stressful to work with her. She demands constant attention from the stylists — they can’t even have one free moment!” Could be one reason why she was even blacklisted.

“I’m obsessed with gambling,” says Christina Ricci at — uh oh — a Las Vegas party.

She confessed to betting on horses, football games, and was caught at the blackjack tables by press.

She was on a winning streak, but we all know how casinos work. Careful, Christina. Don’t want to lose all that hard-earned money at the tables.

Oh my God, is Britney pregnant???

She and her sleazy paparrazo boyfriend were seen shopping for a pregnancy test in their neighborhood Rite Aid store.

On top of a mental breakdown and losing visitation rights, this is the last thing she needs.

Friends have said that she’s going through a lot now, and just needs “time and space” to sort things out. It would help if she used her common sense, too. How is she going to fix her life and career if she keeps doing STUPID THINGS???

Princess Diana’s butler, Paul Burrell, gave shocking evidence at the latest inquest on her death, which was reopened in October.

He said Diana’s mother called her a “whore.” “She said that she was ‘messing around with effing Muslim men,’ and she was ‘disgraceful’ and said some nasty things.”

His testimony was full of other revelations including how Diana had also planned a secret wedding with Pakistani heart surgeon Hasnat Khan. She only dated Dodo Fayed to make him jealous after he broke up with her.

Hasnat Khan granted his first interview about the princess but was careful to respect her memory and the love they shared. “That is just the way I am.”

Lindsay’s finally dropped the “good girl” act. On a recent trip to Italy, where she attended the Capri Hollywood Film Festival (with the Golden Globes disaster, that’s about the only awards party worth attending), she was spotted making out…not with one… not with two…but with THREE different men. All in 24 hours.

Guess she had a lot of making out — oh, we mean making up — to do.

The first guy, a waiter/musician, said she followed him around and asked him if she could kiss him.  Later, they talked about her problems. “What struck me was her intelligence,” he said. Yeah, and her ass.

She later kissed two actors, and invited the last, a certain Dario Faiella, to her hotel room. The two were spotted early the next morning (Lindsay half-naked) on her balcony.

Meet Jennifer Aniston’s new boytoy — Jason Lewis, best known for his stint on Sex and the City. The two were spotted toether in Mexico during the New Year, double-dating with close frienda Courteney Cox and David Arquette.

Doesn’t he look eerily like Brad Pitt, without the beard?

Its not easy being parents, especially if the person you’re parenting is Britney Spears.  In what seems like now as a neverending saga of the hellish side of fame, Britney’s folks have now criticized Dr.Phil for his blatant betrayal and exploitation of what they felt was a private problem of their child.

“What’s wrong with Dr. Phil’s statement is that he made a statement,” the Spears reps said, referring to the tv doctor’s  very public diagnosis that Spears was “in dire need of medical and psychological intervention.” ( as if we didn’t know that already)

“The family basically extended an invitation of trust for him to come in as a resource to support them, not to go out and make public statements. Any statements publicly that he made, because he was brought in under this cloak of trust, are just inappropriate. We feel like, to set the record straight, we need to say that.” They said.

The straight shooting Texan doctor said he didn’t regret a thing.