Why would anyone want to be called Lil Mama? Anyway, Lil Mama is her name and she did a little Kanye at the VMA. Poor little girl, no one even really noticed - at least no one talked about it except for TMZ, who must have been feeling sorry for her.

You might not have noticed, but Lil Mama jumped onto the stage at the end of the performance of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. It's sad that she dared do something like that. It's sadder that no one noticed.

I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this huge guy on TMZ last night. That's the exact photo I saw - yes folks, it's Kevin Federline himself. While Britney seems to have gotten even sexier, the same cannot be said of the father of her children.

Talk about conceit! Spencer Pratt is legally changing his name to King Spencer Pratt. He says that since there is a "a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America." So he proclaims himself as king? I feel embarrassed for the guy.

“Not, like, Picasso art — real beautiful art, you know what I’m saying?”

No, I don’t know what you’re saying, mister. Why don’t we ask Picasso?

A man named Steven Taliver was arrested last week for stalking Jamie Foxx. He “found his way” into Jamie Foxx’s hotel room. He posed as Beyonce’s producer, but was eventually found out. Later on he was seen lurking around the set where Foxx is filming his new movie. He’s been nabbed and the Foxx is all good.

Imagine her…in skimpy clothes…dancing to the pole…umm, I’ll pass. But Octomom told a syndicated radio show that she did it for one gig and quit because she was asked to do lap dances. Okay.

Don’t we all? Nadya’s dad did go on Oprah, though, and the Octo Mom is not happy at all about that. I suppose that in her mind, since it is her who started all this controversy, it should be her on the set of the most popular talk show on earth. Why don’t we ask Oprah why it wasn’t the mom who was interviewed? In any case, she was interviewed by US Magazine and she had some things to say. Read it here.

It seems that Michael Jackson is facing even harder times. He is auctioning off very valuable items this April. The full list has not been disclosed but we do know that he is auctioning off the following:

-American Music Award for “Thriller”
-a velvet cape given to him by his children for Father’s Day in 1998
-a pair of rhinestone-trimmed socks from 1981
-a basketball signed by Michael Jordan
-his own original artwork.

Click here for more auction information.

Who said she was? Apparently, everyone thought she was when she told a reporter during the Obama inauguration “Be neutral about it – be Sweden.” You mean Switzerland? Yeah, that too.

Seriously, though, everyone makes mistakes sometimes. And they both start with S, it’s easy to confuse them. It doesn’t mean you’re stupid, does it?

My first thought – oh no! Well, the thought didn’t change when I actually saw her picture. If it makes any difference, she didn’t do it in the city or in a concert. She decided to give the gift of a sight of her topless while on vacation in Sta. Lucia…not sure if it can be considered a gift but oh well.

Ever the perennial yoyo dieter, Oprah has sadly lost the battle with the bulge, tipping the scales at 200 lbs., 40 lbs heavier from her 160 lbs earlier this year.

“I’m embarrassed … I can’t believe that after all these years, all the things I know how to do, I’m still talking about my weight. I look at my thinner self and think, ‘How did I let this happen again?’ ”

The media mogul told the Associated Press before the launch of her January issue of O Magazine where she talks openly about her weight problem. Poor Oprah, with a thyroid problem and an compulsive eating disorder, she has confessed that of late, she has felt like “a fat cow”.

Can you believe the audacity of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag? Despite their first video — “Higher” — being slammed by critics and music fans, they still think they actually have a recording career.

“Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming – they’re gonna sell 10-million plus,” says Spencer, of their next video.

Excuse us while we break into hysterical laughter.

They say a picture says a thousand words. What do you think this new picture of a freshly botoxed and siliconed Janice Dickinson says? It’s just too scary for words if you ask me. She looks like a barbie doll that got zapped inside the microwave for a few seconds.