Well, I saved the best forÂ last today.Â Feast your naked little eyes on this Heather Graham & Bridget Moynahan lesbian kiss video.Â Graham & MoynahanÂ star in the upcoming movie Grey Matter Â as ladies discovering themselves, and each other!
This video is extremely hot, so go forth with caution.
Thanks to Egotastic for the scoop.
Isn’t pop star (or has been) Britney Spears just the hottest thing you’ve ever seen?!Â I mean, with a belly like that you are gonna land you some nice looking men folk!
Damn girl, put some clothes on & try to be some sort of role model or at least a decent enough mother.Â Remember what Rabbi Shmuley Boteach talked with you about….
Thanks to IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay for the oh so classy image of our girl Britney Spears.
TheÂ hottest news todayÂ is that blondeÂ sex bombshell Christina AguileraÂ loves to get naked & nude on Sundays!Â That is hot!Â
Anyhoo, Aguilera stopped by The Ellen DeGeneres show Wednesday to help celebrate the show’s 600th episode (god, has it really been that long?!).Â During couch time the 26-year-old singer revealed to Ellen how she keeps her marriage to Jordan Bratman alive.Â Here’s the scoop:
Ellen: So Jordan your husband and you are at home on a weekendâ€¦when you have time off…give us a typical day, what do you do with your weekend?
Christina: “We claim ourselves to be coziest couple ever. We have something called naked Sundays.”
Ellen: Excuse me? Did you say naked Sundays?
Christina: “You have to keep marriage alive, spice it up.”
Ellen: Because itâ€™s been how many years?
Christina: “A big whole year, we just celebrated our first anniversary and on Sundays we just do everything in the house and weâ€™re just cozy and laid back, we donâ€™t need to go anywhere weâ€™re just with each other and have naked Sundays. We do everything naked. We cook naked.”
Ellen: You cook naked?
Christina: “Yeah, we cook naked.”
Ellen: Nothing with grease… that could splatter.
Christina: “Well, unless you want the grease.”
Meow!Â Unless you want the grease?!!Â Ha!Â Sounds like Christina & hubby Jordan like to get a little wet before they serve dinner, if you know what I mean!
Naughty naked Sundays, I love it!
Mariah Carey decided to spring for the March edition of Playboy magazine & boy has she told all this time.Â From Carey’s 2001 breakdown to her Eminem dating drama, Mariah spread out the truth (& her legs) to Playboy.Â Enjoy these little snippets, thanks to Us Weekly.
OnÂ Mariah’s 2002 Breakdown:
“What happened was that people made a big deal of when my old publicist pulled the microphone out of my hand because I was venting about Howard Stern. Howard Stern had said a lot of mean stuff about me that morning, as he does about everybody every morning, and I think it really got to me. So I gained five pounds. Itâ€™s not the end of the freakinâ€™ world. But I was exhausted, and I did collapse later. Then everybody blew it out of proportion.â€
On Waiting for an Eminem Apology:
“Something is clearly askew with him, and Iâ€™m not quite sure what it is. I just heard something else he recently said about me. Iâ€™m curious as to why heâ€™s so obsessed with me. I never got an apology letter, by the way; I donâ€™t know what theyâ€™re talking about. Then again, I wasnâ€™t exactly searching my mailbox for it.”
On American Idol:
I know everybody thinks Iâ€™m the poster child for American Idol, but I was really shy when I first came out as a performer….Randy Jackson of American Idol has worked with me since my first record. Iâ€™ve known him for so long, and now heâ€™s a huge star. Itâ€™s just weird to me. Weâ€™ll get mobbed walking down the street. You know how the band is introduced at a show? My little joke used to be that he was Michael Jacksonâ€™s brother, and the crowd would believe me and go crazy.
On Mariah’s Wardrobe Malfunctions:
Oh please, there have been so many. On this tour there was a really bad malfunction… It was this little top with a hook and eye on the front. It was a nightmare. The top was so tight that night because we girls have moments when the top might be tighter, but I caught it, and thatâ€™s how you know a pro.
On Her Horrendous Movie, Glitter:
I try to avoid it. Actually, I donâ€™t mind it. There are moments that make me laugh, and I donâ€™t care…. Glitter was such a bomb, but no one ever pointed out that it came out around September 11, 2001.
You tell me- What else should Mariah Carey have come clean on in the March issue of Playboy?
Thanks to Us Weekly for the fabulous images.
So, the big rumor around tinseltown is that Sienna Miller & Hayden ChristensenÂ bumpedÂ ugliesÂ on the setÂ of their latestÂ movie Factory Girl.Â I’m not sureÂ if I would put anything past Sienna, but I’m just not so sure about this one.
Apparently the news is that there was actually penetration during the sex scene for the movie.Â Well, you might as well goÂ ahead & enjoy it, right?Â The rumors were fueled by Factory Girl‘s director George Hickenlooper who when asked about the indecent set activity stated, “I can’t comment. You’ll have to ask Sienna about it.”
Ooooo.Â Well, that was a right nasty thing to say if it really didn’t happen.Â Adding fuel to the fire like that, Hickenlooper.Â What were you thinking, little man?
When Miller was asked by a reporter for the Daily News about the sexy rumor she stated, “Oh, darling, that is so horrible.”
“You obviously don’t know anything about making movies.”
Or maybe they do, darling.Â
Miller’s publicist was quick to make a statement saying, “It’s not true at all. When you do a love scene, there are five or six people on the set at a minimum. They weren’t having real sex. She’s just a great actress.”
If Sienna Miller is a “great actress” then I’m a dark chocolate pie with cherries on top.
A spokesperson for Factory Girl added, “The Weinstein Company denies this ridiculous report.â€
Sienna & Hayden so totally did it.Â I’ve got to watch that sex scene again now!!Â
You tell me- Did Sienna Miller & Hayden Christensen have themselves a real sex scene on the set of Factory Girl?
Thanks to Canada.com for the hot image.
If you ever wondered what would be inside aÂ storage unit rented by Paris Hilton, weÂ now know.Â Thanks to ParisExposed.com, who revealedÂ Paris’Â belongingsÂ worldwide, we can now confirm that not only does Paris HiltonÂ have the dreaded herpes, but she also may have had a miscarriage.
But Hilton isn’t standing for this type of exposure, even though she kinda forgot to pay theÂ rent on the storage unit & that’s how ParisExposed got aÂ hold of her items.Â HiltonÂ filedÂ suit on Monday to shutÂ down ParisExposed.comÂ which displaysÂ very personal photos, sex tapes & prescription drugs.Â
ParisExposed had the great idea of offering visitors a glance at Hilton’s medical records, diary entries & sex tapes for the small fee of $39,97.Â Seems reasonable.Â What you were subjected to after the fee was paid included:
Â·Â A prescription for the herpes medication Valtrex
Â· A bill for the abortion pill
Â· Some video footage of Hilton calling Girls Gone Wild czar Joe Francis her â€œdaddyâ€
Â· A great photoÂ of Paris &Â Nicky Hilton, Nicole Richie, Michael Jackson, and some old dude on an oxygen tank (eww)
The Associated Press has reported that the lawsuit states that Hilton put these belongings in a storage unit two years ago when she & sister Nicky were moving out of a house after it had been burglarized.
25-year-old Paris stated that the moving company was suppose to be paying the storage fees & was “shocked and surprised” when she found out that her personal (very) items were sold at public auction.
“I was appalled to learn that people are exploiting my and my sisters’ private personal belongings for commercial gain,” Hilton revealed.
The lawsuit states that the defendants, Nabil & Nabila Haniss, paidÂ some $2,775 for Hilon’s possessions who later sold them for an astounding $10 million to savvy entrepreneur Bardia Persa, who created ParisExposed.com.
Wow.Â That’s a hefty price for some prescriptions & sex tapes, wouldn’t you say?Â
What do you think?Â Does Paris Hilton have a leg to stand on in this lawsuit?
Thanks to ParisExposed for the great images.
â€œIn theory I’m naked underneath.â€
Thanks again to BestWeekEver for the great pics!
Posted by Allison as Naughty & Nude at 8:00 AM EDT on Jan, 30 2007
You rememberÂ that news several months ago about Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe starring in a London play?Â I’ll give you a hint, the news on the street at that time was that the young man was going to be NAKED.Â Oh, now you remember!Â Ha!Â
Well it looks like the play Equus is just about ready for take off, judging by the looks of the promo pictures!Â Radcliffe will take to the London stage as a man who loves his horses, and I mean loves his horses.
You tell me- Is Daniel Radcliffe naked all that you hoped for?Â For me, it’s more like seeing my brother naked, kinda gross & for the most part just not right.
Thanks to BestWeekEver for the image!
Posted by Allison as Naughty & Nude at 7:00 AM EDT on Jan, 25 2007
Back in 2006 Kelly Osbourne expressed a strong interest inÂ posing nudeÂ for Playboy magazine.Â Kelly said she would totally go for it, but in her words,Â â€œher tits would need airbrushing.â€
Well, it looks like her application was received & she has been rejected by Playboy’s Hugh Hefner himself, and it wasn’t pretty.
HefnerÂ stated,Â â€œI canâ€™t see it happening somehow – we donâ€™t airbrush to that extent.â€
Wow.Â That’s gotta sting.Â Chin up, Kelly.Â I’m sure you can pose naked for a variety of other folks.Â This drunk, homeless guy I saw yesterday looked like he might have a camera.Â Interested?
Posted by Allison as Naughty & Nude at 1:00 PM EDT on Jan, 16 2007
The world’s most famous porn star,Â me-Â I meanÂ Jenna Jameson, is making a film aboutÂ her life.Â Should be pretty nasty, right?Â And guess who she wants to cast in the role of herself?Â Â Me!Â No really, she wants to put Scarlett JohanssonÂ in that role.Â And my, are those some big breasts to fill.Â
“Sexy Scarlett has been hand-picked by the adult movie babe as her choice for the lead in a movie adaptation of her book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale.
Jenna is currently in talks with producers and hopes work will start on the movie next year.
She revealed: “We’re looking at Scarlett. She’s my choice. I think she’s beautiful.”"
As we already know, Scarlett is just waiting for the right movie to come along so she can get naked on-screen, but I wonder if this is the right choice.
You tell me- Should Scarlett Johansson take on the role of porn star Jenna Jameson?
Posted by Allison as Naughty & Nude at 1:00 PM EDT on Jan, 15 2007
Leave it to old man Hugh Hefner to continuously be in the news evenÂ when he’s 78-years-old.Â An ex-Playboy Playmate has made news recently with a self-published book that chronicles the goings-on insideÂ the Playboy mansion, andÂ it’s a little scarey.Â Apparently, itÂ doesn’t matter how hot you are to get into Playboy, it only matters thatÂ you take the pleasureÂ ride withÂ a 78-year-old Viagra-powered coaster.
Â Here’s the scoop fromÂ Celebitchy:Â
Gag-a-maggot!Â And to think that we all thought it was playing chess & discussing politics at the Playboy mansion….
Posted by Allison as Naughty & Nude at 9:00 AM EDT on Jan, 15 2007
Dina was spotted at NYC’s Kobe Club wearing a “really short dress and boots” which fellow diners didn’t mind too much, but what the diners did mind was Dina spreading them wide underneath her table & letting her date go to town.Â Come on, who isn’t for a bit of public, I mean public, affection?
According to a Page Six source, a gentleman (we use that term loosely) sitting next to Lohan was “all over her”.Â
“Dina had a napkin in her lap and hiked up her dress,” the source reveals.
“The guy put his hand under her napkin . . . It went on for like five minutes.”
Gag & vomit.Â Apparently after the gentleman realized that he was being watched, he stopped the action altogether.
A repÂ for Dina stated, “That’s a disgusting lie and it’s completely untrue.”
But it’s still hilarious nonetheless.Â I’m crossing my fingers for pictures, aren’t you?
So, you tell me- Who’s the biggest firecrotch, Dina Lohan or daughter Lindsay?
Posted by Allison as Naughty & Nude at 8:00 AM EDT on Jan, 09 2007
Dustin “Screech” Diamond might have done more acting that we thought for his now infamous sex tape.Â The former Saved by the Bell actor’s attributes are now being questioned if they were actually his or a schlong dummy.Â Ha!
According to agent David Hans Schmidt, who watched over the sex tape deal with Red Light District Video, Dustin may have had some help in the manhood department.Â
“I have reason to believe that is not Dustin’s [manhood] in the movie,” reveals Schmidt.
“You never see his face and his [manhood] in the same shot. If, in fact, he used a body double, I’m going to sue him for defrauding me, Red Light and the American public.”
Yeah, because the American porn pubic, I mean public, really expects a whole lotta truth in their sex tapes.Â
But Screech’s girlfriend Jennifer Misner is standing up for her man, saying that Dustin’s talents don’t stop on the small screen, quite the opposite actually.Â
“That is all Dustin,” Misner states.
“I would definitely know. I’m proud of my man.”Â Does anyone else have the sensation that they want to vomit in the nearest vessel?
But that’s not the last word.Â Schmidt wants to see the suspect manhood, saying, “Let him prove it.”
Â ”I want to produce the evidence. Let’s see if he measures up.”
How hilarious, I think Schmidt just wants a piece.Â If I was Dustin I would march right in to agent David’s office and lay down the evidence right there on his desk, next to that nice picture of his daughter’s 15th birthday party.
What about you?
And who would you least expect to stop byÂ Howard Stern’s Sirius Satellite radio show?Â Michael Jackson?Â No.Â The Pope?Â No.Â Martha Freekin’ Stewart.Â Now if that’s not a match made inÂ heaven,Â IÂ don’t know what is….
On December 14, StewartÂ dropped by Stern’s studio for a quickie Q & A aboutÂ prison life whereÂ good ole Martha spent some time after beingÂ convicted of insider trading in 2004, but that’s old new now.Â Here’s the scoop on Martha, the possibility of sex withÂ Sir Anthony Hopkins & prison love:Â
On Martha’s Past & Short Crush on Howard- WHAT?!!!!
Martha Stewart: â€œI donâ€™t have a lot of offers to go out on dates.â€
Howard Stern: â€œI thought there was a point you wanted me.â€œ
Martha: â€œI did…but then I met you.â€
On Martha’s Quickie Relationship with Sir Anthony Hopkins:
Martha: â€œI wish more men would ask me out, actually.â€
Howard: â€œMen are afraid of you.â€
Martha: â€œI know, thatâ€™s the whole problem.â€
Howard: â€œSir Anthony Hopkins…you dated.â€
Martha: â€œOh, I loved him, but he was…scary. I was going to invite him up to Maine, I have this beautiful home in Maineâ€¦but then I revisited because I saw that movie again, [Silence of the Lambs]. I couldnâ€™t get past the Hannibal thing with him. I couldnâ€™t get past it â€“ do you want someone eating your brain while you are sitting in your beautiful dining room in Maine?â€
Howard: â€œWhat you bring up is true because I had Linda Blair when she was very young on my show, it was after The Exorcist and she was kind of coming on to me, and I was like â€˜Thatâ€™s the chick whoâ€™s possessed.â€™â€
Martha: â€œI would have probably had a very nice relationship with Anthony Hopkins but I couldnâ€™t get past the Lecter thing.â€
On Prison Love & Business:
Martha: â€œI managed to find a group of women there who were intelligent, had a lot of talk about.â€
Howard: â€œWho came on to you?â€
Martha: â€œSome girls that looked like boys.â€
Howard: â€œWhat would they say to you?â€
Martha: â€œThey would ask me for lunch, a lunch date. They also wanted to learn. Iâ€™d have lunch with them. There were girls with mustaches and there were girls with beards. First theyâ€™d ask about business. They all had business plans. Everybody in prison has a business plan.â€
So, what do you think of little miss goodie two-shoes Martha Stewart now?
Posted by Allison as Naughty & Nude at 11:00 AM EDT on Dec, 12 2006
Egotastic had these great pictures posted of Paris & Nicky Hilton getting a little kinky at the Playboy Mansion &Â I couldn’t resist!Â Â CouldÂ you?Â These Â fabuloous images just tell us so much, don’t they?
Like, “Will work for ten dollar an hour.”Â Or, “If you liked this, you should really see what we do in private.Â Only $50 to see what we actually do after hours.”
Oh, Paris & Nicky.Â What are we going to do with you two ladies?Â I mean, oh, Paris & Nicky.Â What are we going to do with you two sluttybuddies?Â Check out Egotastic for more pics, if you dare & I know you do!
Posted by Allison as Naughty & Nude at 10:00 AM EDT on Dec, 12 2006
Moss is renting Ian Fleming’s old pad on the beach & looks to be having a nice go of it, she’s topless & carefree anyway. Did I say topless? Well, what I really meant to say is that Kate Moss is pictured here TOPLESS! There, that’s better. See the hearts fall away on FlynetOnline, whom we have to thank for these marvelous images.
Salma Hayek’s superior nude scene in the critically acclaimed (but probably just for Salma being nude) movie Ask the Dust has won her the highly touted (not really) Best Nude Scene of 2006. It would be great if you had to accept your award naked, eh?
Hayek competed with Bai Ling, Gretchen Mol & Kyra Sedgewick to win the coveted nude accolade. I wonder what Salma thinks about all of this….
What do you think- Who would you like to see do a nude scene in a movie?
With Britney Spears gone crazy & pantyless, what are other celebritiesÂ thinking about this mother’s behavior?Â Well, I’ll tell you one thing,Â first off, when Courtney Love gives you mothering advice, you’re in serious trouble.
“Say what you will about me, and I’m not passing judgment, but when I had my daughter, I stayed home with her almost every night for the first year of her life,” Courtney Love revealed about Britney Spears’ recent behavior.
And leave it to funny girl Bette Midler to make some light of the pantyless situation, saying, â€œIâ€™m wearing underwearâ€¦a lot of underwear. In fact Iâ€™m wearing all the underwear that those girls are not wearing at least two bras and several pairs of panties.”
You have to love Bette, she knows just how to make the situation a little more silly, though in this case I doubt we needed that.
What do you think- Should Britney Spears give a pubic, I mean public, apology for her vagina monologues?
Britney Spears & Paris Hilton both (not to mention Lindsay Lohan) have received some attention as of late.Â No, not on their skills as singers and umms, socialites.Â No, this attention is closer to the bottom.Â As Spears & Hilton have gallivanted around the town, as only celebs can, they have each given us a piece of themselves, the pantyless piece!Â
And why this insurgence of no panties?Â Well, Us Weekly went to the source itself, Hilton’s waxing salon, New York City’s Bare Salon run by Cindy Carshop.Â Here they are now, discussing those beloved bottoms.Â
Us: Do either Paris or Britney come in for bikini waxes with you?
CB: Paris is a customer of ours. I havenâ€™t done Britney, but we do see Paris for bikini waxes.
Us: So what is the hot trend in bikini waxing now?
CB: The Brazilian bikini wax was hot about 5 years ago, but for the past 3 years, the completely bare has been the big celeb trend in bikini waxes.
Us: Whatâ€™s the difference between a Brazilian wax and a completely bare?
CB: Completely bare takes everything off. The Brazilian usually leaves a square and oblong shaped patch of hair.
Us: So I know youâ€™ve heard about Britney flashing her naked hair-free private parts to the photographers. Why do you think people are moving towards a completely bare wax?
CB: I feel that if you do a completely bare wax, you feel cleaner, more comfortable and more groomedâ€¦it seems a little sexier.
Us: So why do you think celebrities are skipping the underwear and going commando?
CB: I think that with the completely bare waxing, they just feel comfortable enough with their bodies that they can skip the underwear. And oops if they do happen to flash someone, itâ€™s not as embarrassing because the area is groomed.
Well, there you have it, right from the horse’s mouth, as it were.Â If only I had a cameraman following me, I might just take up that whole pantyless approach myself.