Just recently, Lohan was sentenced to serve 30 days in a Los Angeles Jail for violating her probation on charges of drunk driving and stealing a necklace from a jewelry store.   She checked in late Sunday and after  5 hours, was released due to overcrowding.

Well, what do we know about what goes on in such a troubled mind.   After  5 hours in jail,  word gets out of her evil plans to make all you men drool. Oh hells yeah,  we’re all bound to see some devilish spreads of this real life vixen  on the cover and inside the pages of Playboy Magazine in its January/February issue  and sizzling on newsstands  in December. Just in time to make it on your naughty Christmas  stocking wish list.  Who knows, Santa might just grab a copy for himself!

Lohan’s spokesman is mighty proud of this project, stating just how “ absolutely fantastic and tasteful” the pictures and the interview were done, as it shows an entirely different side to Lindsay.  Not so shocking for most of Lohan’s followers to see her bare skinned. She graced the cover and the pages of New York Magazine in 2008 in a reference spread of Marilyn Monroe’s  infamous photo shoot in 1962.

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Porn "aficionados" will recognize that. "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" is a porn movie that was released in 2008 and obviously makes fun of the (popular?) Alaska governor. The star, Lisa Ann, claims that she and Rob Kardashian - the younger brother of the Kardashian girls - have hooked up and that they have a fun, carefree relationship. Rob's camp says NO. Who's telling the truth?

The keyboard player that Adam Lambert kissed on stage is straight, but according to Adam, he didn't mind the kiss. After all, it was all for entertainment's sake. It was not planned, but maybe it was hinted during rehearsal. He hasn't said anything about the issue, though. Maybe he liked it?

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A tabloid reporter recently said that Hugh Hefner has offered Kate Gosselin $400,000 to strip down to her birthday clothes. The mother of eight, who has been co-hosting The View, said that she is NOT going to do it. She also said "There's a rumor that I was asked to pose for Playboy. It never happened!"

The question is would boys pay to see that?

It seems like it was just yesterday when we heard news that Wino was going to reunite with her hubby, Blake Incarcerated, wasn’t it? According to Blake’s lawyer, however, he is going to file for divorce pretty soon. What’s the reason? Wino’s infidelity. Hmm…

My first thought – oh no! Well, the thought didn’t change when I actually saw her picture. If it makes any difference, she didn’t do it in the city or in a concert. She decided to give the gift of a sight of her topless while on vacation in Sta. Lucia…not sure if it can be considered a gift but oh well.

April’s Fools! Oh wait, it is a different holiday that we’re celebrating – but that has not stopped Jennifer Aniston from cracking a joke about the somewhat sensitive relations between her and her ex. She did say that they do speak to each other from time to time, especially when there is something to celebrate. Does her sexy GQ cover appearance count?

Whoa, whoa, whoa! That’s mostly what I heard from the males – celebrities themselves – who were interviewed during the LA premiere of “Marley & Me,” Jennifer Aniston’s new movie. They were given the latest copies of GQ, which has Jen on the cover wearing – ready for this? – only a tie. Watch the short clip here and you’ll see why she got those reactions.

Not. Apparently, a McDonald’s employee uploaded nude photos of Tina Sherman to the internet. These are photos that Sherman took for her husband and sent to him via cell phone. They were not intended to be seen by anyone else. At least that’s her story.

Here’s my theory. I think Tina Sherman and her husband contrived this whole thing. Whether they thought of it before or after they left the phone at McDonalds doesn’t matter. I’m betting they realized that they could set this whole thing up and potentially earn millions of dollars for doing so. And it was the Shermans who uploaded the photos to the net. Hopefully the FBI can trace the images to their source.

Eeeeow. Shauna Sand has flashed her panties yet again (check it out). Uhm, girl, it’s only hot when you’re not, like menopausal.

Actor David Duchovny has just checked into rehab for sex addiction.

Ironically, he won a Golden Globe this year for playing an over-sexed struggling writer on Showtime’s Californication.

We don’t know whether to send our congratulations or sympathy to his wife, Téa Leoni. On the one hand, David’s a pretty sexy guy. On the other hand, there are only so many ways you can say, “I’ve got a headache, honey.”

People are talking about EEva Mendes’ new perfume ad . Networks have banned it saying it’s too provocative.

The ad, for CK fragrance Secret Obsession, shows a nearly-naked Eva Mendes tossing about on an unmade bed. There’s a tiniest nano-second where you can see her nipple — but hardly hardcore porn.

Watch the video in the link and see if it’s really that outrageous.

Verne Troyer (famous for his role as “Mini Me” in Austin Powers) is suing TMZ.com for releasing some snippets from a sex tape he made with his girlfriend.

Uhm…Eeeeow.

Princess Eugenie (the daughter of Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, and Prince Andrew) was caught frolicking naked at her boarding school.

Apparently, the princess got drunk after going to a pub with her friends and then decided to dance naked under the moonlight. The shrieks of laughter woke up a senior teacher.

“It was just a bit of innocent fun at the end of term,” says a pal of the princess. “It happened about three weeks ago.”
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Celebrities get naked for a good cause! Stars agree to pose for Allure magazine’s annual feature, since it will help raise awareness for skin cancer.

Another nanny of Rob and Sheryl Lawe has slapped a lawsuit accusing them of sexual harassment.

Laura Boyce said the wife created an “extremely sexually offensive and hostile work environment … behaving in a … perverted, disgusting and crude manner.” Supposed actions included walking around naked, asking about her boyfriend’s private parts, and divulging details on her own sex life with Rob. The plot thickens!

It was bound to happen sometime. While Miley Cyrus’ photo scandal by no means reaches Paris Hilton levels of indecency, her “provocative” photos for Vanity Fair definitely hurt her good girl image. Looking half-naked, lying on a lap of her-then boyfriend, a bra peeping out? That ain’t Disney, that’s for sure.

Miley apologized for the photos and her parents called it “a learning experience.” Oh well.

Pushing the big five-O, but sultrier than ever, Madonna, (endearingly called Madge by her adoptive country, Britain) gushed that sex with her 39-year-old hubby, Brit film maker Guy Ritchie, was “incredible”.

“Sex with Guy is incredible … And surprise, surprise, it’s his favorite song on the album. Actually, maybe it’s not his favorite song, but it’s definitely his favorite line.” Madge said, referring to her newest album “Hard Candy“, out this month. This coincides with the statement released by Madonna’s rep, in response to growing rumors of a rocky marriage, stating:

“Mr. and Mrs. Guy Ritchie remain happily married.”